dozen!â
I tried to be polite. âThatâs . . . um . . . a lot of mouths to feed.â
âWe manage. I got my farmâand with all the extra hands, we get quite a lot of work done.â
âYou have a farm? Just down the street?â
âNah. Thatâs just the house. The farm is out on Hopontop Highway, south of here.â
âOh, I see. So what do you grow out there on your farm?â
âAll sorts of things. Radishes, potatoes, apples, corn, beets, the usual stuff. And I got a petting zoo. That helps.â
âPetting zoo?â
âSure, people stop by and pay a little to pet the animals. Got me a cobra, a yak, a couplaâ skunks and a porcupine (I wouldnât pet those if I were you), two buffalo, a gorilla, three ostriches, and an alligator. Just got me that one. Shipped it in from Florida.â
âAn alligator? In a petting zoo?â
âWell, heâs not really for petting . I got him because of the rats. I got a huge rat problem in my barns.â
âWhy didnât you get a cat?â
âA cat! The alligator would eat a cat if it ever had the chance!â
âI meant why didnât you get a cat instead of an alligator.â
âOh, that would be boring. Everybodyâs got a cat. Cats is everywhere. But Iâm the only one whoâs got an alligator .â
Matthieu LaPierre wasnât the only one who surprised me that afternoon. Han-wu and Fie-tann stopped by at the house after the fire was under control to make sure I was okay.
âI donât know what to say,â I told them. âI am so sorry. Jonny and Sarah should not have gone near that control panel. I donât know what they were thinking. And now your lab is burned to the ground. Iâll try to pay for it somehowâif youâll give me a chance.â
â Pay for it?â chuckled Fie-tann. âWhy would we make you pay for it? It wasnât your fault. The ropes broke. The rocket was too powerful. It would have happened with or without you. All in a dayâs work, thatâs what I say. Donât worry about it.â
âBut what about the damage? I feel responsible.â
âNonsense,â replied Han-wu. âIf I had been the one to flip the switch, then I would have been the one responsible. Thatâs really the only thing Iâm upset about. Now I wonât get to brag about it to my friends.â
âYouâre glad this happened?â
âWell, no, because now we have to rebuild the research lab. But we sure do love a good show here in Boomtown! This was one of the best ever! Weâll be talking about it for years, thanks to you.â
It wasnât any use. No matter how hard I tried to apologize, they just wouldnât accept it. They were too excited about the spectacular fireworks showâand they were especially pleased about how powerfully the rocket had performedânever mind that it destroyed part of their factory. Fie-tann said, âWeâll just have to cut back on some of the rocket propellant and get some thicker rope. Then weâll fire it up again!â
After greeting several more neighbors, we finally were able to get to the front porch. I wasnât looking forward to the daunting task of moving all our furniture into the rooms and up the stairsâand my back was killing me after being tackled by Lars. There were all those boxes and chairs and tables and books to lug across the lawnâa lot of work for Lars and me. After the disaster at the fireworks factory, I wasnât looking forward to all the stressâbut I neednât have worried. We were surrounded by an army of volunteers, all of them insisting on helping the new minister and his family of firebugs move in.
It was perfect by the wayâthe rental house, I mean. With the help of the church secretary, weâd found a cozy three-bedroom house that was walking distance from the church. It had a large