werenât good.
âLet me see that project, Beatrice. That looks quite exciting. Japanese culture is very interesting and very different from our own. Weâll walk up to the library together and see what books we can find. Look, Bee, you can do a whole section on cooking. That will be fun.â Sometimes it felt to me as though Jazzi actually enjoyed my homework.
When she had things she had to do, sheâd tell me to go and see what Fifi and Lulu were up to.
It was one of those afternoons that I found the envelope. It was stuck through the cage, but high up. Lulu pointed it out to me. She was standing on her hind legs, sniffing at it. It was a tiny little envelope withâBeeâ written on it in gold pen.
I sat down on the hay bale and opened it. Glitter fell on my lap and skirt and then an insy little folded-up piece of paper.
âCuriouser and curiouser,â I said to Lulu and Fifi, who were both squeaking and darting around. And then, because even guinea pigs like to know things, I said, âThatâs from Alice in Wonderland. Youâd like that book because it has a rabbit in it.â
I unfolded the note. It said:
Dear Bee
Thank you for the celery, apple and broccoli and for cleaning out the cage so beautifully. We like it when you read to us, too. âWind in the Willowsâ was good but the Wild Wood was scary.
Love
Lulu and Fifi
It took me a while to read it even though it was quite short. The printed letters were very small.
I had a stationery set from my last birthday which Iâd never used because I had no one to write to. The paper had daisies on it and I thought the guineas would like that. I cut a sheet in quarters very carefully, ruling the lines first. I practised making my writing small enough on scrap paper.
Dear Lulu and Fifi
What is it like having fur on all the time? Would you like a bath? I asked Jazzi if I could bath you but she said you might be frightened and that it would have to be a very very hot day. I have an old baby bath and you could both swim around. I bet Dad would let me do that some time.
Love
Bee
âThe guinea pigs wrote me a note today,â I told Dad as soon as he got home from work, âso after dinner Iâm making a special postbox. Then we can post letters to each other in the box and they wonât be tempted to eat them.â
âThatâs a good idea,â Dad said.
âWhat a lovely imagination.â Jazzi smiled. âDo you want any help making it?â
âNo thanks, Jazzi. Dad, did you hear me? I said that after tea Iâd put my letter for the guineas in their new postbox.â
âI heard, Bee. Very nice. Iâm sure theyâll appreciate that. Jazziâs offered to help too. I must say, Jazzi, another delicious meal. Thank you. What did we do before Jazzi, Bee?â
âWe had pizza, âI said, âand noodles and chicken in plum sauce. Nanna made casseroles sometimes andsoup in winter and we had barbeques, too. I was planning to learn to cook.â
âIâm sure Jazzi would teach you to cook, Bee, if you asked her nicely.â
âIt doesnât matter anymore because Jazzi cooks all the time.â
âOh, Iâd love to teach you. Maybe after dinner we could think about something to cook for tomorrow night.â
âAre you going to be here tomorrow night as well?â I didnât mean the words to sound as horrible as they did and I bit my lip as soon as theyâd left my mouth, but it didnât help. Dad looked furious and Jazzi was flustered.
âI just thoughtââ
âThatâs enough, Bee.â
âAnyway, Iâm doing the postbox for Fifi andââ
âI said thatâs enough. I donât think weâre interested in what such a rude girl has to say.â
âI didnât mean it,â I muttered, but it was too late and I didnât get any ice-cream.
I made the postbox though. I wrote