Enigma?â I asked, before I could stop myself.
Ricardo started to laugh.
I was irked. âI have to get back to work,â I said. I made a show of standing up, walking to my table and pulling a folder from my stack of upcoming audits.
âSweetie, I meant it as a compliment,â Ricardo said. âWe both did. Didnât we, Susan?â
âSure,â Susan said, only less believably.
I thought of Martinaâs comment, about guys avoiding smart girls. Maybe sheâd been wrong. Ricardo claimed to appreciate my magpie mind. Of course, I hadnât realized that heâd been using it to earn money. And besides, Ricardo didnât swing that way.
I made a show of glancing inside the file Iâd taken from the table.
âI suppose weâve all got work to do,â Susan said. I saw her glance at my stack of folders. âSome of us more than others.â They left me alone then.
âResident warehouse,â I muttered.
âYou say something, Sasha?â Cliff called through our mutual wall.
âNothing,â I called back. I looked again at the file Iâd pulled off the table, then closed it and dropped it back atop the pile. Every folder represented someone who had already been notified of his or her upcoming audit. They werenât going to wait until my inertia was gone.
But then my phone rang again. Maybe it was Kevin.
âSasha Gardner,â I answered.
âSasha Gardner,â a woman repeated back. Her voice was wavery, watery, but her words were determined. âIâm calling to say that I think you have some nerve.â
âDo you?â Iâd never considered myself particularly brave.
She didnât answer. She just kept barreling on. âYouâre harassing one of the best people Iâve ever known. If youâd only take the time to know him, to talk to him, youâd see.â
âWho are you talking about?â I asked, understanding at once the sort of nerve sheâd meant. My cheeks started burning. âWho is this?â
âBut no, you have to drop your poison into his life. Now, I donât know what sort of a family you were raised in, Ms. Gardner, but I hope you take a good look at how youâre spending your time on Godâs green earth and move on to better things. Heâs had a hard enough year. Look at all he gave up. And for what? To have you bothering him? How about planting some happiness for a change and letting go that misery you sow?â
âWho are you?â I asked again. âHow did you get my name? Do you know Gordon?â
âIâm a concerned citizen who felt an obligation to tell you that you work for the worst branch of our government.â
âThe IRS isnât its own branch,â I said. âWeâre a part of the Treasury which is a part ofâ¦â She had hung up. âNever mind.â
I replaced the handset. In my previous six years at the service, I hadnât received even one complaint. Now two in one afternoon? I looked around my office for clues. I listened for Cliffâs voice, wondering whether he was receiving the same phone-line vitriol. How could I defend myself when I didnât know what Iâd done, or to whom Iâd done it? Who was this âheâ that both callers had referred to?
I was so flustered that when my phone rang again, I barked into it. âI knowâIâm awful. There, I beat you to it, didnât I? Surprised?â
âUh, this is Jody in reception. Your three oâclock appointment is here.â
âOh. Sure, Jody. Iâll be right there.â
I had to get it together. I took a deep breath and glanced at my watch. That made me smile and, at least briefly, forget the phone calls. It was three oâclock exactly. They were right on time.
I had predicted by the way they prepaid their bills that the Ritters would be punctual. I had a clear-cut image of them in my mind: Donald Ritter, the