about the other one?â asked May.
âOh, I donât remember. Itâs not important.â He didnât want to upset them with the gory details about the baker being hanged and the birds pecking at his flesh.
His sister Julia and mother Helen were bringing in the boiled and fried fishcakes â Dannyâs contribution to the meal. Realizing that the Passover seider is not the ideal time for sticking to a diet, Danny took one of each, embellishing the flavour with the horseradish and beetroot sauce that was the traditional accompaniment to the dish. The twins decided to steer clear of the boiled ones altogether and to give the hot sauce a miss. Instead they picked up the fishcakes in their fingers and ate them the way children do.
âYou didnât tell us how Joseph got out of prison,â said May.
No peace for the wicked , thought Danny.
âAh yes, of course. Well, one day the pharaoh had a dream and in his dream there were seven fat cows and seven thin cows, and the seven thin cows ate the seven fat cowsâ¦â
The twins started laughing.
âIt was just a dream,â Daniel explained to this young pair of sceptics. âAnyway, after eating the fat cows, the thincows didnât get fat. They stayed just as thin as they were before.â
âBut how could they eat the fat cows and not get fat?â Shari asked.
Daniel smiled wryly. If he knew the answer to that one, heâd be a billionaire.
âThatâs exactly what the pharaoh wanted to know. So he asked all his advisers what the dream meant and none of them knew. Then the servant who had been in jail told him that there was a man in prison who could interpret dreams. So Pharaoh had Joseph brought to him and Joseph told him what the dream meant.â
âAnd what did it mean?â Shari asked impatiently.
âIt meant that for seven years there would be lots of food. All the crops would grow and they would have more food than they knew what to do with.â
âWhy didnât they sell it to other people?â Shari probed.
âBecause they would all have too much food. It wasnât just in Egypt. All the other countries would have lots of food. But then, Joseph said, after the first seven years there would be another seven years in which there wasnât enough food. There would be famine and the people would starve.â
âSo why didnât they save some of the food?â Shari said.
âThatâs exactly what they did. And that was because Joseph told Pharaoh to do that. He said they should build storehouses for the grain and save it. Then, at the end of the seven years, they would have enough grain not only to feed themselves but also to sell to the people in other countries. And the king was so pleased with Joseph that he made him prime minister.â
The twins started laughing again. Their mirth gave Daniel a chance to tuck into the chicken soup with matzoball dumplings that his sister had just placed before him.
âAnd what about his brothers?â asked May, who was very finicky about details and didnât like loose ends.
âWell, when the famine started, they also needed food. So they went down to Egypt to buy grain⦠I mean, food.â
âAnd did Joseph catch them?â
âSort of. He saw them and decided to play a trick on them.â
âWhat sort of trick?â
âHe sold them the grain and then he put the money back in the sacks with the food.â
âBut why ?â asked May.
âHe was playing a joke on them.â
âThatâs silly,â said Shari.
May got irritated at this. âYou mustnât say that. Itâs the Bible.â
âI can say what I like. Itâs a free country.â
âShush. Thereâs no need to fight. Yes, you can say what you like. But donât fight.â
Shari looked down guiltily. May pressed on with her questions. âBut you still havenât told us how the