Nathan had come to the end of his recital and was putting down the plate with the matzos, and this was the cue for the twinsâ turn in the spotlight. According to an old tradition, the youngest person present at the seider asks the âFour Questionsâ that kick-start the process of reciting the story of the Exodus. However, Romy was too young to read and so it fell on the twins to sing it as a duet. After a few nervous coughs, a shy exchange of eye contact and a little musical prompting from their mother, the twins started singing in perfect unison.
By the time they had got to the end, Daniel Klein had availed himself of the distraction to draw on his sleight-of-hand skills and take possession of the afikoman on behalf of his nieces. Oblivious to the theft that had taken place under his nose, Nathan graciously responded to his daughtersâ ceremonial questions by reciting the reply.
âWe were slaves to Pharaoh in Egyptâ¦â
The twins, who neither understood Aramaic nor cared for anything other than toys and getting to the food, cast a hopeful glance at Uncle Danny. He responded with a wink, prompting a smile from May and an unsuccessful attempt to wink back by Shari.
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â Al Matzot uâMorerim Yoch-lu-hu! â
They all shouted the last word of the pre-dinner service together because it meant âThey shall eat.â It was a desperate cry from a hungry family, anxious to get to the food after the long, drawn-out ceremony that preceded it.
Daniel Klein was starting the meal in the traditional way: dipping an egg in saltwater. The egg, like its Easter counterpart, signified rebirth and renewal â the hallmark of all religious-inspired spring festivals, whether Judeo-Christian or pagan. The saltwater symbolized the tears of the Israelite slaves.
By his own admission, Daniel was a bit of a geek, combining intellect and maturity with a childlike sense of fun. He still had the same curly brown hair that he had had as a kid and had always wanted to straighten. He was of an average height and build, and had recently started working out in the local gym to counter the first onset of middle-aged weight gain. Although he sometimes went abseiling and white-water rafting with his teenage nephews, he spent too long at the writing desk or in the lecture hall, and by his own strict standards and keen eye, his waistline was just beginning to suffer in consequence. Hence his decision â albeit at the suggestion of one of his nephews â to go on a diet and start working out. So far it was having a good effect. After an initial week of aching muscles, he was now starting to feel the benefit.
âSo why were they slaves?â asked May, tugging at Uncle Dannyâs sleeve.
Daniel swallowed and put the egg down before answering. âWell, it all started with Josephâs brothers. You remember Joseph, the son of Jacob â the boy with eleven brothers.â
May nodded.
âDidnât he have a coat of many colours?â asked Shari.
âThatâs right. His daddy gave him a coat of many colours, but that made all his brothers jealous. And also he told them about his dreams that they were all bowing down to him and that made them even more jealous and angry.â
âSo what did they do?â
âWell, they were so mad with him that one day they sold him to some people as a slave. And then those people sold him to some Egyptians and then he ended up in prison in Egypt.â
âSo did he get out of the prison?â asked Shari.
âWell, hold on. Not so fast. When he was in the prison, two of the other prisoners had dreams. And they told Joseph about them and he told them what the dreams meant.â
âWhat did they mean?â Shari pressed him.
âThey predicted the future. He told one of them that heâd be let out of prison and would get his old job back â working as a servant for the pharaoh. And it came true .â
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