Drew stopped watching Goldenrod and looked lazily at the doctor instead.
âYoung man!â the doctor said briskly. âHow are you doing that?â
âDoing what?â Drew asked in a slow drawl.
âStanding that way.â
Drew smirked and shrugged; only when he did so, he caused his whole spine to go up and down one vertebra at a time, almost like piano keys.
The doctor seemed beside himself with fascination. âYou must understand, Iâm a doctor, a chiropractor. Iâve spent years studying the human spine, and I have never, ever seen it manipulated in that way.â
âYeah, I know.â
âTell me, my boy. Have you ever been studied?â
âStudied?â
âYes,â the doctor said. âI feel like I could create a whole paper on you. Would you let me examine you?â
âWhatâs in it for me?â
âWell ⦠youâd be doing it in the name of science. Of progress. Of great possible medical breakthroughs.â
Drew hesitated for a moment. âMedical breakthroughs?â
âColossal ones,â the doctor said.
âNah,â Drew said. âNot interested.â
âIâll give you fifty bucks.â The doctor obviously had to have some brains to be a doctor, after all.
âMake it two hundred,â Drew said.
âTwo hundred?!â the doctor said in alarm.
âAll in the name of colossal medical breakthroughs,â Drew said.
The doctor thought for a second. âOkay, fine.â
âBut I canât do it now.â
âHow about tomorrow? Would you make an appointment with my secretary for then?â
âMaybe. If I get a deposit today.â
âA deposit?â
âFifty bucks. Just so I know you wonât bail on me and my valuable time, Doctor.â
The doctor was looking grouchy now. âOh, fine, come along then,â he said and led Drew into his office.
Goldenrod was a little angry at herself for getting distracted by the odd conversation, so she immediately got back to work. A few minutes later, she had just finished putting the duct tape down by the edge of the museum door when a large foot almost stepped on her pinkie. She looked up to see Charlie Cookman, carrying two bottles of his orange energy soda and a small striped ball. He did a double take upon seeing her.
âHey! What are
you
doing here?â he asked her. He saidthe word âyouâ like it was a moldy piece of toast he needed to get out of his mouth as quickly as possible.
She really was about to ask him the same thing. Surely he hadnât just come out of the science museum, as it was highly unlikely that Charlie would be found anywhere near something educational in his spare time. But then Goldenrod glimpsed the small vitamin shop next to the museum and things became a little clearer.
âIâm allowed to be here, you know,â she said coolly. âItâs a free strip mall.â She made a point of glaring at his soda bottles as she gripped her pencil tighter.
Charlie looked a little alarmed and held his soda closer to his body as he walked away. Despite the summer heat, he was wearing a black hoodie, and as he pressed the bottles to it, it was obvious the pockets bulged with something. Goldenrod frowned.
Just what is he up to now?
Across the street, Drew was coming out of the doctorâs office. Charlie went over to him.
âEverything okay?â Drew asked.
âYeah,â Charlie said. âWhat were you doing in there?â
âJust a little extra business. Come on, letâs go,â Drew said as they both walked away together, Charlie bouncing his rubber ball.
Distracted again
, Goldenrod thought to herself. She really needed to focus a little better if she ever wanted to get her map done.
Ten minutes later, she had an even bigger problem on her hands. Although she had a symbol for dogs on her legend, it was impossible to measure the tiny, yapping dogâs