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stinks !” Upchuck said. “But I don’t care ! Bernie and his friends are going to Preppy Prep Prep. Good-bye, boys, and good luck!”

Chapter 10
BELZER’S PPP PROBLEM
    A week later, Feenman, Crench, Belzer, and I stared out the windows as our bus pulled up to the Preppy Prep Prep campus. We gazed at a field of white and yellow flowers, a wide, green lawn, tennis courts, and tall buildings covered in ivy.
    Two girls trotted past us on horseback. “Check out the stables over there,” I said, pointing to a long, red-roofed building.
    â€œBernie, what are those kids doing with those hammers?” Belzer asked.
    I squinted out at the lawn. “Those aren’t hammers.They’re mallets. They’re playing croquet,” I said.

    â€œCan you hit each other with those things?” Belzer asked. “That would be cool !”
    The bus came to a stop. The four of us eagerly jumped off.
    A boy and a girl came running across the parking lot to greet us. They both had wavy blond hair and blue eyes and big smiles on their tanned faces. They wore their official PPP school uniforms—white polo shirts and khaki shorts.
    â€œWe’re the Welcoming Committee,” the girl said. “I’m Alli Katz, and this is my friend Corky Pigge.”
    I flashed them my best smile, the one with the adorable dimples. Then I introduced myself and my three buddies.
    â€œWhat happened to your nose?” Alli asked Feenman. “It’s totally inside out.”
    â€œA tiny accident,” I said. “No big deal. He can still breathe through his mouth.”
    Alli pulled out a clipboard. She thumbed through several pages. “Your bus is two minutes late,” she said. “But we can make up the time.” She kept tossing her blond hair back over her shouldersas she scanned the pages on her clipboard.
    â€œI have your schedules here,” she said. “I marked off your free times and your work times.”
    â€œAlli is very organized,” Corky said.
    â€œI signed you up for several activities,” she said. “We have an after-school work program I know you’ll want to be part of.”
    â€œHuh? Work ?” Crench cried. “Is she kidding?”
    I clamped a hand over his mouth.
    â€œI have you staying in Pigge House,” Alli said. “I think you’ll like it there.”
    â€œPig House?” I said.
    Corky nodded. He had a stubby nose, which he kept stuck up in the air. “It’s named after my great-great-grand-pater,” he said. “My family is one of the founding families of PPP. There’s been a Pigge at Preppy Prep Prep for over two hundred years!”
    â€œAwesome,” I said.
    Feenman giggled. I clamped my other hand over his mouth.
    â€œI know all the school traditions,” Corky said. “Tuesday is Wear Clean Underwear Day. Don’t forget that. We gargle with mineral water on everyother Thursday. And do you know the shoelace rule?”
    â€œDon’t think I do,” I said.
    â€œShoelaces are worn inside the shoe,” Corky said. “Never outside.” He showed me his shoes. I couldn’t see any shoelace.
    Alli thumbed through more pages on her clipboard. “I’ve drawn you maps of the campus,” she said. “And floor maps of each building. I outlined the paths to the classroom buildings in yellow.”
    â€œI told you, Alli is very organized,” Corky said again.
    Alli handed out our schedule sheets. “I made a list of several good times for you to go to the bathroom.”
    â€œHow about now ?” Belzer asked. “That was a long bus ride!”
    Alli checked her clipboard. “Sorry. Not on the schedule.”

Chapter 11
WHO’S GOT THE INVENTION?
    â€œFirst is the campus tour,” Alli said. “We will walk exactly three quarters of a mile. That will be one thousand, two hundred, and forty-two steps. Follow me.”
    We started to walk