manila folder opened in front of me on the photocopier. âArenât you even curious? Youâre the one who wants to be a lawyer â well isnât this your chance to see how it all works?â
âLook, I donât have time to read through the files. Casey dumps them on me all the time. I do know that theyâre usually personal injury cases. You know, people slipping on a spilt milkshake in a shopping centre and hurting themselves. Losing a finger in a machine at work.â
âOuch.â
âGetting stuck in a turnstile in the entrance to a shop and pulling a back muscle.â
âWoah. Can you imagine how fat that person would have been to get stuck in a turnstile?!â
âI saw her actually. She was huge . . . God, thatâs mean.â
âSo this file Iâm copying now. Whatâs it about?â
âYou can read â check it out yourself. But weâre on a deadline. Casey needs this all by tomorrow or weâre seriously in trouble. You havenât seen her mad.â
âSo what Iâve seen so far is happy ?â
âNo, she doesnât do happy. She does frustrated, stressed, annoyed, condescending, dismissive and mad. If you can get her on a frustrated day, count your blessings. Itâs her best mood.â
Jacinta kicked the photocopier and swore. âI hate it when it jams!â
âCasey sounds like my maths teacher. Move over, let me have a look.â
âIâm fine,â Jacinta muttered, and crouched down to fix the paper jam.
We didnât talk much for the rest of the afternoon. I found out some things in the small pockets of time we had to chat. Jacinta grew up in Canberra. Her dad was born in Indonesia, and he worked as a lawyer with the Indonesian embassy. Her mum had an Italian background and was a teacher. Jacinta was enrolled to study law at Sydney University and had moved to Sydney in late November getting a job at Aunt Nir-vineâs firm shortly after she arrived. Sheâd been renting a flat with another girl in Surry Hills. The only problem was that the girl had a pet rat she kept in a cage in the kitchen and she had a chronic case of BO (the flatmate, not the rat), so Jacinta was on the hunt for a new place and a rat-free, odourless flatmate.
That was about all the information I got out of her. She was right. There was a heap of documents to get through. Sometimes the photocopier jammed and I felt like hurling it against the wall. By four oâclock Iâd had enough. I went into the kitchen, got a tablespoon, grabbed the tin of Milo, sat down at the table and crammed mouthfuls of crunchy chocolate into my mouth. John, one of the lawyers Iâd met earlier in the day, walked in, looked at me and chuckled. I gave him a sheepish smile. My teeth were full of chocolate and I guessed my mouth was smudged with chocolate too.
âHealthy,â he said as he made himself a cup of herbal tea. Apparently he was the youngest lawyer in the firm and had only been practising for two years. âSo how was your first day? I suppose Caseyâs breaking all the award minimum standards?â
âI donât know what that means,â I said, helping myself to another spoon of Milo, âbut I know that youâve all got the most boring jobs on the planet.â
Amused, he said, âLet me tell you something â most of us started at the photocopier. Youâve got to see it as an art form. Getting the image at an exact angle. Avoiding smudges. Making sure the staples are at perfect right angles.â
I laughed. âRight, perfect right angles. I knew I was missing something. So do you like working here?â
âSure,â he said enthusiastically. âGood bunch of people, interesting work. We have our good times, dude. Swing by my office later this week. Iâll give you some real legal work.â
John wasnât so bad. But using the word âdudeâ just said nerd all