Jacinta explained I was here to photocopy (an unfortunately misleading slant on things), Casey managed to express her pleasure by pursing her lips together and dumping four binders of material in front of me. âBy tomorrow,â she ordered, minus a please.
Get serious. I refused to be prostituted to the photocopier by Jacinta the Paper Pimp. So I said, âMy aunt suggested I go to court with you sometime.â
Casey cackled (she couldnât even do âlaughed sarcasticallyâ) and explained that would be highly unlikely given she wasnât paid to babysit.
âIâm afraid Iâm going to need you to get up close and personal with Toshiba because Jacinta here canât keep up with me. Just how Iâm supposed to keep this firm afloat without proper support is beyond me.â Dismissing us with a wave, she picked up the phone.
I did get up close and personal with Toshiba. I was tempted to throw it out of the window only that would have meant I had to first push it out of the room, down the hall, past Caseyâs office and into another office because the photocopier room had no windows. It didnât have any ventilation either. So although I wanted a kebab for lunch, I opted for hot chips. I wasnât going to risk bad breath when Jacinta and I were stuck in an airless dungeon.
âSo whatâs this file Iâm copying?â I asked Jacinta after lunch. âItâs a killer. Iâm spending more time removing staples than I am copying.â
âWelcome to my world,â she said.
âHow old are you?â
âIâll be eighteen in June. You?â
âSeventeen in March.â
âWhat year are you in?â
âGoing into year twelve.â
She cocked an eyebrow at me. âWell, your heightâs misleading. But youâre still a high schooler.â âYou only just finished year twelve. You arenât exactly a senior citizen.â âWell, girls are more mature than boys. Thatâs a scientific fact.â
âOh, great,â I said with a laugh. âDonât tell me youâre one of those hairy-armpit feminists who doesnât shut up about women and men being equal by pointing out all our differences.â
âMy armpits are perfectly hairless, thank you very much,â she said and then giggled.
âI have two sisters and a tree-hugging mum. I also have five-year-old twin half-sisters who insist on being served first at dinner in the name of feminism.â
âTeach them when theyâre young is what I say.â
âSo whatever you plan to say about males and females wonât be original. Iâve heard it all before so save the Germaine Greer speeches for uni.â
âHow many sisters did you say you have?â
âFour.â
âThat explains a lot.â
âAnyway, if you hate all this so much, why do you do it? At least Iâm forced to be here.â
âIâm going to study law, so itâs ideal to be working at a law firm. Itâll look great on my CV. I will have seen how a law firm works from the inside.â
I picked up a piece of paper. âDuplicating trees? Sounds like a great way to learn about the law.â
She rolled her eyes. âYeah, I know. Itâs mind-numbing stuff. Got to start somewhere, I suppose.â
âWhat are you copying anyway?â
âDiscovery.â
âWhatâs that?â
âWeâve got to exchange documents with the other side.â
âSo why the urgency?â
âWeâre on a court timetable.â
âDoes the court order you to exchange documents?â
âYeah.â
âHow does it know which ones are important?â
She let out a laugh. âAre you cross-examining me? Whatâs with the million questions?â
I shrugged. âWhatâs this case about?â
âIâm not sure. I just copy.â
I shook my head and flicked through the contents of the