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Junie B. Jones Is a Party Animal
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    Then Lucille opened the door to a big guest room. And there was a giant bed in that place!
    “See it!” she said. “See how
huge
that bed is? My nanna had it specially made in case we have tall company!”
    Lucille quick shut the door after us.
    “Come on! Let’s go!” she said.
    And so all of us runned to the big bed speedy quick! And we jumped and jumped and jumped on that thing!
    I sang a joyful song.
    It is called “Jumping, Jumping, Jumping on the Giant Bed.”
    “JUMPING…JUMPING…JUMPING ON THE GIANT BED,” I sang.
    Only too bad for me. ’Cause all of a sudden, I remembered something very important. And it is called
Mother and Daddy said no jumping
.
    I got off the bed speedy fast.
    “Yeah, only here’s the problem,” I said. “I am not actually allowed to jump. ’Cause Mother and Daddy said
no jumping
. And so you guys should stop jumping, too. ’Cause that would be polite of you.”
    Lucille and that Grace didn’t pay attention to me.
    That is how come I had to get back on the giant bed and shout in their faces.
    “STOP JUMPING, I SAID! ’CAUSE I AM NOT ALLOWED TO JUMP! AND YOU GUYS SHOULDN’T JUMP, TOO!”
    Grace springed way high in the air.
    “Who’s jumping? I’m not jumping,” she said.
    She giggled very silly. “I’m
bouncing!

    Just then, my whole face got happy.
    I hugged and hugged that girl.
    ’Cause Mother and Daddy didn’t say I couldn’t
bounce!
    After that, I bounced and bounced and bounced.
    “BOUNCING…BOUNCING…BOUNCING ON THE GIANT BED,” I sang.
    I bounced till sweat came on my head.
    Then I flopped down on the bed to rest.
    I flopped on a plumpery pillow.
    “Oooo, Lucille! This is the mostplumpery pillow I ever even saw!” I told her.
    “Of
course
it is, silly,” said Lucille. “That’s because my nanna has all her pillows handmade in Sweden.”
    I quick swinged the plumpery pillow over to my friend Grace.
    “Grace! Hey, Grace! Feel how plumpery this pillow is!” I said.
    Only Grace didn’t actually see it coming. And it accidentally hit her in the head.
    I peeked at her under that thing.
    “Yeah, only that did not even harm you, I bet. ’Cause plumpery pillows don’t hurt people. Right, Grace. Right?”
    That Grace did a teeny grin.
    Then she took the plumpery pillow off her head. And she swinged it all around. And she hit me in the tummy!
    “Ooomph!” I said.
    Then I laughed and laughed.
    “Hey! I was right! Plumpery pillows
don’t
hurt people!”
    After that, I hit Lucille in the head with my plumpery pillow. Plus also, I hit Grace again.
    Then those guys got their own plumpery pillows. And all of us kept on hitting each other very fun!
    Only just then, a mistake happened. ’Cause I didn’t even know there was a rip in my plumpery pillow. And so the next time I hit Grace, all of my feathers exploded out of it!
    There was a million bazillion of those floaty things.
    They filled the whole air, practically.
    Lucille did a gasp.
    That Grace did a gasp, too.
    I danced around very giggling.
    “HEY! IT’S SNOWING!” I said. “IT’S SNOWING! IT’S SNO—”
    Just then, the door swinged opened very fast!
    It was Lucille’s nanna!

    She saw me holding the broken plumpery pillow!
    My heart pounded hard inside of me.
    “Hello,” I said very nervous. “How areyou today? I am fine. Except I am having a little bit of a feather problem, apparently.”
    The nanna walked at me very slow.
    Then she took my pillow out of my hands.
    And she hided her face in that flatty thing.
    And she didn’t come out for a real long time.

7 / Peeping
    After a while, the nanna took us back to Lucille’s room.
    Me and Philip Johnny Bob got in our sleeping bag speedy fast.
    Then that Grace got in her sleeping bag, too. And Lucille got into her softie bed.
    “Not one more peep out of you girls,” said the nanna very grouchy. “Do you hear me? Not one more
peep
.”
    She turned off the light and shut the door.
    I stayed quiet a real long time. ’Cause
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