Dear Playboy Advisor: Questions From Men and Women to the Advice Column of Playboy Magazine Read Online Free

butt-kissing
    I’ve been licking women’s asses for more than 30 years. It started with my wife. We were in a 69 and I found her cute ass inches from my nose. Later we became swingers, and I tongued dozens of women. (A buddy once persuaded an uptight librarian he was dating to let him try anilingus; before long she was showing up at all hours saying, “Get on your knees, you disgusting pervert, and lick my ass like a good boy.”) When licking a woman’s ass, it is important to be as hygienic as possible. Use an antibacterial soap to prepare, and never lick her ass and then move to her pussy. After you’ve finished, wash your mouth with antibacterial soap, then gargle with mouthwash and warm water. For best results, put a bit of Vaseline and a mild skin rub that contains menthol on your tongue (but again, don’t go near her pussy). If you want to see something erotic, watch women lick each other. We were at an orgy once when one woman bet another that she couldn’t lick her own pussy. She lost the bet and, as a result, had to lick the woman’s asshole. They put on quite a show. The other females oohed and aahed. The men were mostly silent.—W.R., Lehigh Valley, Pennsylvania
    You know you’re at a hot party when anilingus is the icebreaker.
     
    Shit doesn’t happen
    I haven’t been able to nuzzle up to a butthole since my undergraduate studies in microbiology (I’m now in med school), when I learned that one gram of feces contains 100 million bacteria and that fecal matter is 60 percent bacteria. In addition, hepatitis A and other nasties are commonly transmitted via oral-fecal contact (which doesn’t necessarily mean ass licking but rather eating contaminated food, such as from a salad bar, but I suppose with anilingus one bypasses the salad). To the old coot who wrote to boast that he had given his old lady anilingus for 25 years: Think about all this the next time you kiss your grandchildren.—B.N., Lincoln, Nebraska
    Rimming does have risks. When you lick an anus, even an enema-clean anus, you may ingest trace amounts of feces. That’s the reason God created barriers such as dental dams, plastic wrap, unlubed condoms cut lengthwise and the fingers of latex gloves—she wants us to stay safe while enjoying the amusement park of nerves around the butthole. “With rimming you’re not going that far into the rectum, so sticking a soapy finger up there before your anal date is going to take care of most of the fecal matter and bacteria,” says Tristan Taormino. “Lots of people have been licking lots of buttholes for lots of years, yet we haven’t seen widespread E. coli outbreaks. This student is joining rimming and fecal matter when the two don’t necessarily happen at the same time.” We’d add that your comment about the “old coot” is too judgmental for us or for the medical profession in general. By your reasoning, you shouldn’t offer your hand to shake if you’ve ever wiped your ass with it.
     
    Does anal sex make you gay?
    My wife and I were in a 69 when she began to lick my asshole. I was a little surprised, but it felt great. She told me to position myself on all fours while she retrieved her vibrating dildo. What could I say? After teasing my balls and anus, she pushed it slowly into my ass. As she pushed it in and out, she began giving me head. She asked me what I thought of being butt-fucked; I had to admit I loved it. Does this mean I might be gay?—E.C., Sacramento, California
    Sliding a finger, sex toy, corncob or any other object into your butt doesn’t make you gay. Being gay makes you gay. Write again if you start fantasizing that Tom Cruise is holding the dildo. When we receive letters like this, we recommend the instructional video Bend Over, Boyfriend (goodvibes.com, or 800-289-8423). Its producer and star, Carol Queen, points out that anal play is a great way for a man “to explore the various ways he can be sexual and climax without his cock being touched.” During one