men looked like he belonged in a biker gang. His bald head glistened under the studio lights and he glared at everyone they passed on their way to the stage.
âWhoâs the Brutus?â Lance said under his breath as the beefy guy stomped past us.
âIâve never seen him before,â I replied.
Rosalind scowled. âMindy, I didnât realize that you were coming.â
Mindy walked to the front of the room. The two men followed after her. She paused in front of the stage before taking a seat in the front row. âMaybe thatâs because I wasnât invited.â
Rosalind looked flustered, but quickly recovered. âI wasnât sure you would feel comfortable attending tonightâs meeting, since weâre all here to discuss your restaurant.â
Mindy didnât reply.
I craned my neck to try to get a glimpse of their exchange. âWhatâs happening? I canât see.â
âA catfight,â Lance said. âOr maybe a cougar fight.â He clapped and turned to me. âOh, this is going to be fun!â
Rosalind continued. âAs I was saying, thank you for being here. Many of you have expressed concern with the direction that some businesses downtown have taken.â Her eyes lingered on the front row.
Alan Matterson, the owner of the Jester, sat three rows in front of us. I was surprised to see him here; heâd withdrawn from anything public since the restaurant closed. He jumped to his feet. âJust say it, Rosalind. Say it, man. We all know that youâre talking about ShakesBurgers and that thief, Mindy. Sheâs just in it for the bread. It bums me out.â
Lance put his fingers over his mouth and grinned like the Joker. âI couldnât script this.â
I elbowed him again. âYou are terrible.â
âI know.â He smirked.
Rosalind nodded at Alan and motioned for him to sit. âYes, Alan, I know you have firsthand experience and I want you to share that with everyone in a moment. Take a seat and let me finish, though.â
Alan remained standing. Mom was right, he wasnât wearing one of his typical jester costumes. He looked like a different person. His long, graying hair had been tied into two braids. I couldnât remember the last time Iâd seen him in street clothes.
âOur town jester and resident hippie is all cleaned up. Did he shave his beard?â Lance asked.
âItâs weird, isnât it? I donât know if Iâve ever seen him out of costume.â
âA tragedy.â Lance straightened his ascot and gave me a somber stare. âA depressed jester. That doesnât work at all.â
Rosalind continued. âIt has been my honor to serve as the president of the Downtown Association for the past three years. As most of you know, Iâve lived in Ashland my entire life. Thereâs no place Iâd rather live. We have a thriving downtown business association, thanks to all of your hard work and effort, but the core of our plazaâthe heart and soul of Ashlandâis being threatened by businesses like ShakesBurgers that have no regard for Ashlandâs history or charm.â
Heads began to nod around us.
âWe are known around the world for the festival. When tourists arrive in town they want to feel like theyâve stepped back into the time of the Tudors. They come for the charm of downtown. They come for shops that serve meat pies and our bookstores that sell worn copies of Shakespeareâs works.â
Lance cleared his throat. âThey come for my award-winning plays,â he muttered under his breath.
But Rosalind had found her groove. âThey donât come to Ashland to feel like theyâre in any other American town with strip malls and disgusting fast food. They come, they shop, and they spend their hard-earned dollars in all of your businesses because when theyâre here with us they feel like they could be on the pages of