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saucers, a rack of toast, and a couple of plates of bread and butter and cake.
    Just then a sort of social miracle happened. The fact was that Mrs. Van Stuyler had never before had her early coffee brought to her by a peer of the British Realm. She thought it a little humiliating afterwards, but for the moment all sorts of conventional barriers seemed to melt away. After all she was a woman, and some years ago she had been a young one. Lord Redgrave was an almost perfect specimen of English manhood in its early prime. He was one of the richest peers in England, and he was bringing her her coffee. As she said afterwards, she wilted, and she couldn’t help it.
    â€œI’m afraid I have kept you waiting a long time for your coffee, ladies,” said Redgrave, as he balanced the tray on one hand and drew a wicker table towards them with the other. “You see there are only two of us on board this craft, and as my engineer is navigating the ship, I have to attend to the domestic arrangements.”
    Mrs. Van Stuyler looked at him in the silence of mental paralysis. Miss Zaidie frowned, smiled, and then began to laugh.
    â€œWell, of all the cold-blooded English ways of putting things—” she began.
    â€œI beg your pardon?” said Lord Redgrave as he put the tray down on the table.
    â€œWhat Miss Rennick means, Lord Redgrave,” interrupted Mrs. Van Stuyler, struggling out of her paralytic condition, “and what I, too, should like to say, is that under the circumstances—”
    â€œYou think that I am not as penitent as I ought to be. Is that so?” said Redgrave, with a glance and a smile mostly directed towards Miss Zaidie. “Well, to tell you the truth,” he went on, “I am not a bit penitent. On the contrary, I am very glad to have been able to assist the Fates as far as I have done.”
    â€œAssist the Fates!” gasped Mrs. Van Stuyler, helping herself shakingly to sugar, while Miss Zaidie folded a gossamer slice of bread and butter and began to eat it; “I think, Lord Redgrave, that if you knew all the circumstances, you would say that you were working against them.”
    â€œMy dear Mrs. Van Stuyler,” he replied, as he filled his own coffee cup, “I quite agree with you as to certain fates, but the Fates which I mean are the ones which, with good or bad reason, I think are working on my side. Besides, I do know all the circumstances, or at least the most important of them. That knowledge is, in fact, my principal excuse for bringing you so unceremoniously above the clouds.”
    As he said this he took a sideway glance at Miss Zaidie. She dropped her eyelids and went on eating her bread and butter; but there was a little deepening of the flush on her cheeks which was to him as the first flush of sunrise to a benighted wanderer.
    There was a rather awkward silence after this. Miss Zaidie stirred the coffee in her cup with a dainty Queen Anne spoon, and seemed to concentrate the whole of her attention upon the operation. Then Mrs. Van Stuyler took a sip out of her cup and said:
    â€œBut really, Lord Redgrave, I feel that I must ask you whether you think that what you have done during the last few minutes (which already, I assure you, seem hours to me) is—well, quite in accordance with the—what shall I say—ah, the rules that we have been accustomed to live under?”
    Lord Redgrave looked at Miss Zaidie again. She didn’t even raise her eyelids, only a very slight tremor of her hand as she raised her cup to her lips told that she was even listening. He took courage from this sign, and replied:
    â€œMy dear Mrs. Van Stuyler, the only answer that I can make to that just now is to remind you that, by the sanction of ages, everything is supposed to be fair under two sets of circumstances, and, whatever is happening on the earth down yonder, we, I think, are not at war.”
    The next moment Miss Zaidie’s eyelids lifted a