locker door and rummaged around inside, waiting for him to leave.
He stood there watching me until Iâd grabbed a couple of books and closed the door again.
âOff you go,â he said, still glaring at me. âAnd donât forget: detention in my room after school.â
I had no choice. I had to go to class.
The rest of the afternoon dragged. By the time we were in History, our last class of the day, I was sick of being angry at Sophie. I threw her a note:
She threw one back:
I wrote:
I heard her gasp when she opened it. A minute later, another tiny wad of paper hit my back. When the teacher wasnât looking, I picked it up.
Detention was always held in Mr Slenderâs room. Nobody knew why he always supervised detention, but Iâm pretty sure it was because he enjoyed watching people suffer.
I sat at the back of the room, watching the hands of the clock inching around, and secretly reading the emergency zombie comic I kept in my bag. It was an old copy of Worm Eaten, which was one of my all-time favourites. I was supposed to be doingmy homework, but, really, what was the point? I mean, itâs not like Iâd be doing my homework at home if I was there!
Mr Slender sat at the front of the room, watching us from under his eyelids. Occasionally, some kid would think he was asleep and whisper to the person beside them. These kids had obviously never been in detention before. They didnât know that with Mr Slender, if you made one false move, you got a bit of chalk thrown at your head. Or, if you were really unlucky, the duster.
Finally, the clock struck four. Just to be extra mean, Mr Slender pretended to keep sleeping. At five past four, he opened his eyes.
âI hope never to see any of you in here again,â he said, which was the line he always used at the end of detention.
I rushed out as fast as I could. Sophiewas sitting on the floor near the lockers. She stood up as I walked over to her, while the other kids ran past me to freedom.
âHow come you had detention?â she asked.
âLong story,â I said. âI think it would be easier if I just showed you.â
I glanced around. The place looked deserted. I grabbed Sophieâs arm and pulled her into the smaller hallway, toward the old staircase.
âWhere are we going?â she asked.
âYouâll see,â I said.
We stopped outside the toilets.
âYouâre not going to make me go into the boysâ loos, are you?â She looked around as I fiddled with the panel that opened to the janitorâs storeroom.
I was worried someone would come down the hallway and see us. I couldpretend I was coming out of the toilets, but Sophie couldnât. The girlsâ bathroom was in a completely different part of the building.
âYou wait in here,â I said, opening the door to the boysâ toilets and pushing her inside. âItâll look suspicious if anyone sees you down here.â
âI canât go in there!â
âDonât worry,â I told her. âNo one will know.â
Sophie started to say something, then she caught sight of a urinal. âYuck! Is that what I think it is?â
I nodded. âYup.â
âBut . . . but . . . everyone can see you! Thatâs disgusting!â
I left Sophie staring in horror at the urinal while Islipped back out into the hallway. I searched around the panel for a while before I found a tiny catch on one side. The metal was stiff, but finally it clicked beneath my finger. The door creaked open.
I poked my head back into the toilets. âCâmon,â I said to Sophie.
She looked happy to be getting out of there.
Sophie followed me into the hallway, and looked at the open panel in surprise.
âI didnât even know this was here,â she said.
âMe neither,â I said. âBut thatâs not the really weird thing. Check this out.â I stepped inside the cupboard and began poking