Parthenopaeus across the vendor booths. Oblivious to the humans who paused to gawk at his seven feet of height, the Atlantean Dark-Hunter was reading a Dark Horse Grendel comic book.
Seeking the distraction of talking with a friend, Dante headed toward him.
âAsh,â he said as he drew near. âYou seem remarkably relaxed.â Which was true. In all the centuries heâd known the man, Dante had never seen him so at ease.
Acheron looked up from his comic and inclined his head in greeting. âWhat can I say? This is one of the few places I can take Simi where she doesnât stand out. Hell, she actually looks normal here.â
Dante laughed at that. Ashâs pixielike demon seldom blended in anywhere. âWhere is she?â
âShopping like a demon.â
Dante shook his head at the bad pun. Knowing Simi, he figured it was probably quite true. âI tried to call your cell phone when we got in to see if you made it.â
Ash immediately tensed as he put his comic down and pulled out another issue. âI turned it off on the day I got here.â
âReally?â Dante asked, stunned by Ashâs confession. It wasnât like him to be out of touch with his Dark-Hunter charges. âWhat if one of the Dark-Hunters needed you?â
Ash shrugged. âIf they canât survive alone for four days once a year, they deserve to die.â
Dante frowned. âThatâs harsh, for you.â
He looked at him dryly. âHarsh? Tell you what, you take my phone and skim through the three thousand phone calls I get every day and night and see how harsh I am. I truly hate modern technology and phones in particular. I havenât had a full four hours of sleep in over fifty years. âAsh, I broke a toenail, help me. Ash, my head hurts, what should I do?ââ
Ash curled his lip in repugnance. âYou know, Iâve never understood it. They make a deal with the devil herself and then expect me to bail them out of every minor scrape. Then when I show up to help them, they cop an attitude and tell me to blow. So if Iâm selfish for wanting four days a year to be left alone, then Iâm just a selfish bastard. Sue me.â
Wow, someone was cranky.
Dante took a step away from the Atlantean. âWell then, Iâll make sure I donât bug you.â
Ash pulled out another plastic-covered comic from the long white box on the table. âYouâre not bothering me, Dante. Really. Iâm just trying to zen myself out of a bad mood. I made the mistake of turning on my phone ten minutes ago and I had four hundred and eighty-two messages waiting on voice mail. I had it on all of three seconds before it started ringing again. All I want is a little break and no damn phone for a few days.â He let out an aggravated breath. âBesides, Iâm the one who told you to come.â
âYeah, thanks. This isâ¦ââhe hesitated as a centaur pranced by on what appeared to be modified ski boots that looked eerily like hoovesââinteresting.â
Ash smiled. âYeah, just wait until you see the Ms. Klingon Beauty Pageant. Itâs something else.â
Dante laughed. âIâll bet. So what good bands should I check out for my club?â
Ash grabbed three Dark Horse Tales of the Vampires comics and added them to his growing pile. âLast Dance is really good. Theyâre playing tonight, and Ghoultown, too. But the one band you have to see is the Cruxshadows. Theyâre right up your alley and rule the Darkwave scene. The lead singer Rogueâll be over in the Hyatt later signing autographs at their booth. If you want, I can introduce you.â
âThatâd be great.â The only reason Dante had come to Atlanta was because Acheron had assured him Dragon*Con was one of the best places to see several alternative bands so that he could hire them for gigs at his club in Minnesota.
Simi came running up to them