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fellatio or the secrets to talking dirty. And this is
not
four days of bad girl sex for good girl lovers, though that is an
intriguing
topic for the future!”
    Four of the women at Pia’s table joined the rest of the room in a giggle. A few disappointed “Awws” and “Oh no’s” could be heard. Judging from her open mouth and wide-eyed frown, the young lady sitting next to Pia seemed particularly disappointed by Joey’s seemingly bait-and-switch advertising. “Not to worry, lovelies,” Joey continued. “Though you won’t receive actual instructions on these topics, you’ll learn enough this weekend to make all those things happen quite naturally.” A wave of applause quickly spread around the room. Pia raised a curious eyebrow as she noticed the young girl’s frown quickly turn into a delighted and relieved grin.
    Once the clapping died down, Joey went on. “When you hear the word
sensuality,
” she said, pronouncing each syllable slowly, as if she were in the middle of an orgasm, “what is the very first thought that pops into your mind?”
    â€œSex!” the bottled blonde sitting at their table enthusiastically responded.
    â€œPlease, a show of hands, how many of you agree?” Joey asked.
    By Pia’s count, at least two thirds of the hands were airborne. She and the white woman with the big hairdo and the Chanel suit were the only two in their dinner group with both hands in their laps. Pia didn’t know the other woman’s rationale, but Joey’s question was too thought-provoking for her to offer an immediate response. And truthfully, she wasn’t quite ready for any group participation.
    â€œYes, most people do think that
sexual
and
sensual
are synonymous, and for sure, sensuality is a key ingredient in achieving a richer, more satisfying sexual experience. But, my lovelies, sensuality is
much
more encompassing than just a mere sexual perk. To be sensual means to be acutely aware of your surroundings. It’s the joyous preoccupation with what you smell, touch, hear, taste, and see. With the right state of mind, you can make
anything
a sensual experience—eating, walking, dancing, gardening, laundry…you name it.
    â€œHow many of you have taken the towels out of the dryer and instead of plopping them down on the folding table, have brought them to your nose and smelled the fabric softener, or rubbed the warm terry across your cheek?” Joey asked, describing the action in a way that made doing wash actually sound interesting. “No? Why not? Because it is just laundry?
    â€œSensual people
savor
the world around them, not simply observe it. They
experience
each task rather than rush through it to get at some imagined end, and in so doing, live a more passionate and appreciative existence.
    â€œSo by living sensually, you begin to see the world in vivid color and delight in the goodness that envelops you daily. You’re always in the moment and aren’t hung up on the future or the past. And this, my lovelies, has a huge bearing on how you perceive life…and sex,” she said ending her statement with a conspiratorial wrinkle of her nose.
    While interested in her words, Pia found herself mesmerized by the strength of Joey’s individualism, the power of her sexual energy, and the effectiveness of a coquettish aura that didn’t match her appearance but still seemed completely natural.
    â€œThe Weapons of Mass Seduction workshop is designed to help reawaken this lost side of your womanliness—your sensual side—the side that easily gets pushed away as life becomes more demanding and age and other people’s opinions take their toll on your feminine confidence.”
    A soft chorus of “Mmm-hmm’s” drifted through the atmosphere. It was obvious that Joey had the audience’s rapt attention.
    â€œOver the next few days, you’ll discover ways to awaken