Maddy and I order cheeseburgers, fries, and strawberry shakes from a tired waitress with frizzy, coppery-gray hair. Agnes orders a cup of hot water. Who is she kidding? Like she doesnât eat? When the waitress walks away, Agnesâs eyes bore into me. Sheâs studying me, looking for flaws. Someone should tell her itâs rude to stare.
I look at Maddy, whoâs been quiet ever since we left the bar. I ask, âSo how did you two become friends?â
Maddy smiles. âOur moms were best friends. They met at Wetherly, and Agnes and I practically grew up together. Weâre more like sisters than friends.â
â Best friends,â Agnes adds haughtily.
So theyâre legacy students. I nod and try to look interested, but of course the real question I want to askâand the thing thatâs been on my mind for the past half hourâis what Agnes whispered to Bobby to make him go away. But I get the feeling that Agnes wonât tell me anyway, so I donât ask.
Maddy goes on to tell me her life story. Sheâs an only child from New York whose parents died in a car accident three years ago. Apparently, her parents were divorced and having an affair with each other after her mother had already married Maddyâs stepdad, a well-known Manhattan shrink. Her stepdad didnât learn of the affair until the day Maddyâs parents died, and apparently heâs still angry about it. He feels especially betrayed by Maddy because she kept her parentsâ affair a secret, and to this day he still calls her, whimpering into the phone. Now she lives with her aunt and uncleâboth of whom are high school teachersâin Queens. The quiver in Maddyâs lip tells me her life is not a happy one, and shortly after mentioning her aunt and uncle, she tenses up and stops talking altogether. Poor girl. Her life has more drama than As the World Turns .
The waitress returns with our food. âHereâs your hot water,â she says icily to Agnes. âYou sure you donât want a tea bag to go with that?â
âIâm sure,â Agnes says with a smirk.
The waitress stalks off.
Agnes takes a sip of her water and makes a face. âLukewarm.â She pushes the mug toward the edge of the table.
âYouâre not hungry?â I ask.
âNo,â she says curtly while stealing a fry from Maddyâs plate. âIâm a vegetarian.â
O-kay.
Maddy then starts telling me Agnesâs life story as though Agnes werenât here. I learn that Agnes comes from a prominent New York family who can trace their roots back to the Mayflower. She had a precious upbringing: maids, butlers, trips around the world, homes in New York, Massachusetts, and Connecticut. Apparently, her father owns half of Massachusetts and most of Connecticut, blah, blah, blah. Although I do find some of the story interesting, itâs impossible to concentrate, what with Agnes mad-dogging me.
When Maddy finishes talking, Agnes leers at me and says, âSo what do your parents do?â
I pause, trying to think of how I should answer this. The truth is, my parents, when I knew them, were alcoholics who struggled to hold down jobs. My mother left when I was five, never to be heard from again, and my father currently lives in Vegas with his stripper girlfriend. Sometimes he sends postcards, but never money. Even Nana thinks heâs a loser, and heâs her only child. Iâm so tempted to tell Agnes my parents are big Hollywood producers or famous plastic surgeons, but I canât decide which way to go, and then I start worrying that I wonât be able to pull it off anyway, so I just say the next thing that comes to mind: âMy parents are dead.â I glance at Agnes to gauge her reaction. She looks completely unaffected, stoic as a monk.
âIâm sorry,â Maddy says, looking down at the table and then at Agnes. âI definitely know how you