territory. It could be that filthy creep, Ivan Morozov, his one-time partner.
Morozov was always looking for ways to do him down. He was forever scheming to take over the gambling cartels in Romania and the Ukraine.
âPah!â The Evil Emperor spat at the imaginary Morozov. Morozov was too soft. He could never handle the rough side of the business.
Any business had its rough side, and in his particular business if that meant taking vital organs out of someoneâs body and replacing them with their own credit cards, so be it.
Or the rough side of business might involve kidnapping someoneâs mother and photographing her performing undignified acts with animals. That was just the way of the world. It was nothing to get upset about, like Morozov did. He was pathetic.
Or maybe this âResidentsâ Associationâ was an off-shoot of the Zolkin Operation? That would be serious.
The Evil Emperor scowled. That was another great word: âscowlâ. Heâd looked it up in the EnglishâRussian Dictionary, and it fitted what he was doing now perfectly. Ah! The English language was a wonderful thing! You could always find just the right word. He only wished he could speak the language.
The Evil Emperor âscowledâ again. (You can never have too much of a good thing, he reminded himself.) If the Zolkin Operation were behind the âResidentsâ Associationâ he would have to act swiftly. Boris Zolkin was as ruthless as he was cunning. If Boris was preparing to push his way into the UK business, then a short, sharp response was vital. It would have to convince Boris Zolkin that the Evil Emperor was even more ruthless than he was. It would have to be a deadly blow to Zolkinâs ambitions in the UK. It would have to teach him never to meddle again in the Evil Emperorâs affairs.
There was no question about it.
The âResidentsâ Associationâ (whatever it was) would have to be destroyed.
Actually the Evil Emperor didnât live in âan iron fortressâ. That was just the way he liked to think of his house. It was, in fact, made of wood, and it was painted a cheerful bright blue. It had wooden pillars all around it and although it was large and rambling, it was actually a very pretty house. It had been constructed in the 19th century for a wealthy landowner.
Grigori Koslov, for such was the name of the Evil Emperor, had bought it some years ago as a wreck. He had restored it with taste, and yet had managed to kit it out with all the latest stuff. It had central heating, satellite dishes, and broadband. It had a sauna, an indoor swimming pool, and a gym.
In addition the windows were fitted with bullet-proof glass and the whole building had been made fire-safe and bomb-proof. Grigori had also constructed a five-metre-high electric fence around the property. In addition three American pit bull terriers ran loose in the grounds. Grigori had researched the most dangerous breeds of dog, and discovered that the pit bull has a bite that can go through both muscle and bone. He immediately had the dogs imported from the US.
As he explained to his wife, it wasnât that he was paranoid. He just had a lot of business contacts who would like to see him impaled on an iron spike.
Chapter Six
Malcolm Thomas finished his lecture on the distribution of early Celtic fish hooks 6,000â5,000 BC. He packed his notes neatly into his bag. He nodded to the six students who had unexpectedly turned up to the lecture, and then wandered over to the portersâ lodge.
His pigeon hole was surprisingly full.
The first thing he took out was a mailing from the Medieval Academy of America. He always liked getting their letters, because they had such an impressive logo. It made the study of history seem respectable again. Most people, when you told them you were a Professor of History, would look blank and say things like: âAre people still doing History?â or âI