sweet, nutty brother, Ty. I loved him with all my heart, but I worried about him sometimes.
Like now, for instance. The sound of duct tape being ripped from the roll jerked me out of my Lars fantasies and dropped me back into cold, hard reality.
âTy, what are you doing?â I asked. It was Monday morning. Weâd leave for school in five minutes. Mom would drop Ty off at Trinity, while Iâd ride with Sandra to Westminster.
âTaping up my pants,â Ty said. He ripped a foot-long strip of Day-Glo orange from the roll. He wrapped it around the leg of his gray sweats, affixing it to his ankle.
âOkay, yeah. Got that,â I said. â Why ?â
âSo snakes canât crawl in,â he said. He frowned. The tape was misbehaving and getting all twisty at the end.
âTy,â I said, âthere are no snakes at Trinity.â
âHow do you know? How do you know for sure ?â he asked. âYou never know. Thatâs what you told me last night.â
Well, true. But that was because I was in charge of making him take his bath, and he had refused to wash his hair. Should a six-year-old refuse to wash his hair? No. Should a six-year-old need bath-time supervision at all? No again. Ty was such the baby of the family. One of these days he was going to have to grow up, and then what was he going to do?
But yes. Iâd played the lice card, telling him that lice loved dirty scalps and you never knew when a louse was on the prowl.
It worked, and now I was paying the price.
âI wasnât talking about snakes,â I said.
âIf a rattlesnake crawls in my pants, it will bite me,â Ty said. He ripped and pasted one last strip. âNow it canât, because I have foiled it. Ha ha!â
He straightened up. His sweats bagged around his skinny legs, then tapered at his shins, bound messily with orange tape. He was Duct-Tape-Boy, with his hair all stick-y-up-y from falling asleep with it wet.
âDonât you think people willâ¦â
âWhat?â
Laugh at you , Iâd been about to say. But it seemed cruel. Ty was six. He shouldnât have to deal with the harshness of fashion.
Then again, maybe it would be crueler to let him march off like that?
I came at it more gently. âDo other kids tape their pants up?â
âNo,â he said. He thought for a moment. âBut Lexie has sparkly pants.â
âShe does?â
His lips twitched in a way that was new for him this yearâwhich I guess showed that he was growing up more than I gave him credit for. It was a twitch that meant I want to tell you this, but Iâm also self-conscious. A little. But not so much that Iâm not going to tell you anyway. âI like her in her sparkly pants.â
âUh- huh .â
âThatâs why Iâm taping my pants. That and the snakes.â Again the mouth-twitch, along with a glance to make sure I wouldnât make fun of him. âI want to be brave for Lexie.â
âAnd taping up your pants makes you brave?â
âYes,â he said, âbecause if I am brave in my heart, knowing that snakes canât get in, then I will be brave on the outside, too.â
âAhhh,â I said. Well, it made a goofy sort of sense, I guess. I just hoped Lexie went for boys with duct-taped sweats.
Mom hurried in. She was running late, as usual. âCome on, Ty, letâs go,â she said. She took in Tyâs pants. A pained look crossed her face, which then de-wrinkled into a resigned oh well expression.
âLast week a little boy named Daniel wore a pirate costume,â she told me.
âAnd he peed on the playground,â Ty added. âHe did a tree-pee, which is not allowed.â
âA first-grader peed on the playground?â I said.
âHe did it so the teachers couldnât see,â Ty said.
Mom narrowed her eyes. âTy, you are not to pee on the