not much; she can probably hear everything in here just as clearly.
I clap my hand over my mouth.
Red smirks, unhelpfully.
âSorry!â I call through the wall. âIâm. . .â My eyes scan the mess on the floor. âJust reading one of Tigerâs books. Out loud.â
â Very convincing,â says Red.
âShhh, sheâll hear you!â
âWhat?â shouts Mum.
âNothing!â I shout, as Red goes on smirking. âWait â she canât hear you?â I say, this time super-soft.
âYou think?â
I press my lips very firmly together.
Red rolls her eyes. âLook, we canât talk in here. And whatâre you doing still in bed anyway? Thereâs the whole of Penkerry out there and youâre sat in your jammies. Get dressed, meet me on the cliff top.â
The shower door slides open again.
âRed â sheâs coming â how will you getââ I squeak, in a panic, as Red shows no sign of moving.
âWha?â grunts Tiger, swishing through the orange curtain wrapped in a towel, dreadlocks all piled in a knot on top of her head.
âOhhh,â I breathe, my eyes going wide as Red gives me a flash of a grin. Tiger canât see Red. Only me, talking to myself. Then Red walks backwards through the wall. Straight through it, leaving nothing behind but a wisp of smoke like a blown candle.
I know the caravan walls are cardboard-thin, but that is still quite unexpected.
My fourteen-year-old self has amazing hair and walks through walls. I like me more already.
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3. A Girl Who Stands on Cliff Edges
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I take a ten-second shower, fling on the top layer of clothes from my suitcase, and brush my dampish hair back into its usual ponytail. Then I hesitate, and stroke one hand up the back of my neck. It tingles. I shake the ponytail, feeling it swish. What will it feel like, when Iâve cut that hair off? I canât wait to ask.
Dad has other ideas. By the time Iâm dressed, heâs filling the kitchenette with burnt toast and bacon smells, squeezing out teabags with his fingertips. Tigerâs already sitting at the table, gazing fondly at the ketchup bottle.
âNot officially a holiday till youâve had a bacon sarnie for breakfast,â Dad says, and he looks so pleased with himself, waving his spatula about, that I canât just leave.
âSo whatâs on the itinerary today, baby?â asks Mum, sleepily padding out to join us, her dressing gown knotted but not quite meeting in the middle. âAre we going anywhere nice?â
Dad flips open the diary Iâve made, stuffed with printed maps off the internet and little notes in my round handwriting. Weâre here for six weeks, and Iâve planned the whole of our first one: bird sanctuary, chocolate factory, boat trip out to Mulvey Island lighthouse. All the essentials from the Penkerry and Surrounding Area Top Ten Fun Attractions for all the Family .
It looks stupid now.
âDearie me, I think Bluebell might have to learn a bit of flexibility,â says Dad, eyeing the diary. âDoesnât say anything in here about testing out any of your birthday presents. . .â
I might learn to love my weird plasticky new camera after all.
Half an hour later Iâm running out of the caravan with Diana tucked in my bag, leaving Mum and Dad throwing each other proud looks about how much they nailed my birthday present.
I weave through the other caravans, past the row of posh chalets with sea views, across the grass. Clumps of bushes mark the edge of the cliffs, with a spindly iron fence blocking the sheer drop. In places the fence leans out, almost level with the ground, as if someoneâs already leant on it and fallen off. Itâs probably illegal. Red doesnât care, though. Sheâs standing on the edge, breathing in salt.
Sheâs me. I wished her here, and sheâs real (in a