Woodrow Wilson.” She smiled. “But who’s counting? We’re not
the only university with an outstanding faculty.”
“What about Albert Einstein?”
“Alas,” she said, “we no longer have Einstein.”
“No,” the boy said, chagrined, “I mean… he
was
there.”
“Well, more or less. He was at the institute, not the university proper.” Due to the small matter of endemic academic anti-Semitism
at the time. But why rain on her own parade? “Here’s my point,” said Portia. “At Princeton, we’re all about the undergraduate.
Yes, we have graduate programs. Graduate students are an important part of our community. But our professors are dedicated
to the undergraduate. Now, you can go to a university with marquee-name faculty, and you can park yourself in a very large
lecture theater and have your mind blown by an hourlong talk on Milton or Buñuel or fractals, or whatever it is you’re into,
but you may never get closer to that lecturer than the first row of the lecture hall. And for many students, that’s just fine.
But the ones we’re looking for want more than that. If you’re the kind of student who wants more than that, we hope you’ll
apply.”
They laughed uncomfortably.
“Look, there is no mystery about this,” she said bluntly. “There is no secret formula or hidden agenda. I’m going to tell
you right now what we’re looking for. We’re looking for intellectual passion. What it’s for—that’s secondary. We are looking
for the student who is so jazzed about…
whatever
… that he or she can’t wait to get to Princeton and find out everything there is to know about it. And that’s, by and large,
not going to be the student who’s content to sit in the lecture theater and take her notes, and take her exams, and collect
her grade, and move on. We’re looking for the students who are looking for our faculty.”
Now there were expressions of real dismay as well. She wondered if she’d been too strong.
“Does this mean,” she said, “that every Princeton undergraduate is a genius? A prodigy? Absolutely not. But what makes Princeton
such an exciting place is that it’s an environment where people care about ideas. We have a faculty who are doing work they’re
passionate about, and every fall, about twelve hundred bright and excited new students turn up to meet them and argue with
them and learn from them. And that makes them happy.” Portia shrugged. “Intellectuals… can be strange.” She laughed. “But sometimes
that’s what I think admissions really is: the care and feeding of the Princeton faculty. We procure fresh young minds to keep
them busy, and I have to tell you, we’re very good at it.”
She told them a story—true story—related to her some years before at a History Department party. The man who’d told her this
was a post-colonialist in a limp suit, who’d had a student he was quite fond of, a sophomore from Pittsburgh. The student
had a twin brother at another Ivy league school, which she naturally refrained from naming, who was also majoring in history.
One day, the professor had been in his office at around ten in the morning when this student arrived, his identical brother
in tow.
“This is Peter,” said the student.
The Princeton student, whose name was Patrick, and Peter both took seats in the historian’s office, and they talked. They
talked about being twins and having twins (the professor had fraternal girls, so physically different that they barely looked
like siblings). They talked about Peter’s growing interest in cold war Europe and his recent class on the economic history
of the Baltic states. They considered a couple of evolving ideas for Patrick’s junior paper, compared and contrasted the schools’
football teams, and discussed the relative merits of Bent Spoon and Thomas Sweet ice creams (the brothers had already embarked
on a highly scientific study). They took a run at