Rat ignored all four of them and took a step towards Ruby.
Ruby crossed her arms and scowled, clearly displeased with her uncleâs surprise choice of coach.
âAnd howâs my favourite granddaughter?â Granny Rat asked, brushing a fleck of dust off Rubyâs scarlet vest.
â Only granddaughter,â Ruby corrected, gruffly.
âYes, well, itâs good to find you in a presentable state for a change,â Granny Rat said, ignoring Rubyâs hostile demeanour. âI may have failed in preventing you from becoming a lawless pirate, but at least I gave you a firm grounding in how to be a stylish one.â
âMy cabinâs not filled with pretty little skull-and-cross-bones dresses if thatâs what youâre implying,â Ruby huffed.
âNo,â Granny Rat murmured, locking eyes with her headstrong granddaughter. âThat would be too much to expect â¦â She sighed to herself then resumed her small talk as if the two rats were best friends. âSo, have you met any respectable cabin boys yet?â
Ruby mumbled something inaudible and Whisker looked awkwardly at his toes.
âChin up, Sonny,â Granny Rat snapped, whipping her head in his direction. âYou wonât win the Pirate Cup staring at the ground.â
Startled, Whisker leapt to attention like a soldier on parade. Granny Rat hobbled over to him with an expression that was anything but granny-like. Her ageing body was slight and frail, but her mind was sharper than a razor. It wasnât hard for Whisker to see why sheâd been recruited as the head coach.
What Granny Rat wants, Granny Rat gets, he thought to himself.
âYou must be the new apprentice,â she said, eyeing him suspiciously. â Wafer or whatever your name is.â
âItâs Whisker, actually,â Whisker replied.
âWell, Wafer,â she continued, âIâve heard youâre quite the adventurer. My dear fool of a husband, the Hermit, hasnât stopped gabbling on about you since he returned from his island hiatus. From what Iâve deciphered from his ramblings, youâve already passed four apprenticeship tests and are on track to becoming a capable young Pie Rat. I personally canât see any of that by looking at you and youâre yet to pass the all-important Pie Rat Sailing Test , but if you combed your fur and learnt to control that fidgeting tail of yours, you might just win us a medal.â
She leant closer to Whisker and whispered with minty breath, âIâll have you know that this isnât the first time Iâve coached a team in the Pirate Cup, but unlike my previous teamâs pathetic performance, I intend to leave these games as a victor. Understand?â
âYes, coach,â Whisker replied, straightening his messy fringe with his trembling tail. âI wonât let you down.â
Granny Rat relaxed a few wrinkles and turned to the hulking figure of Fred and the miniscule body of Horace.
âAs for you two â¦â she began.
While the newly appointed head coach gave Horace and Fred a pep talk on personal hygiene and team etiquette, a wiry rat wearing a baggy tracksuit approached the tent. He dropped two large suitcases on the ground and crumpled over in exhaustion.
âHermit not used to girlsâ suitcases, no, no,â he panted. âGirls bring half a house with them.â
âDonât ye be complaininâ,â puffed a portly rat behind him, carrying an even larger suitcase. âMe case be three times the size oâ yers.â He straightened his back and began fanning himself with his tattered blue captainâs hat.
âIâm too old to be carryinâ damselâs bags, especially with me injury,â he said, pointing to a large, purple circle around his left eye. âThis bruise be growinâ bigger by the minute ââ
Before he could continue, there were several high-pitched