Captain Cross-eyed.
Tiger
?
A large cat with a stripy tail slid out of the long grass and wound himself round the captainâs leg.
âDr Sphinx has a lot of cats, but Tigerâs my favourite.â
More and more cats appeared until the captain and I were surrounded. Then the undergrowth rustled again and a man emerged. He wore jodhpurs, a shirt with lots of pockets, and a strange kind of hat.
âDr Sphinx,â said Captain Cross-eyed. âThis is my young friend, Jonny Smith, and we need your help.â
âAlways happy to help,â said Dr Sphinx, and listened to our story.
âIt will be a pleasure to sign the petition,â he said. âWhen Inca lost one of her legs in a car accident, Mr Tipp made her a new one. Lookâ¦â
I looked, and noticed for the first time that one of the cats had an artificial leg with a little wheel on the end.
âCool,â I said.
âInca thinks so,â smiled Dr Sphinx. He signed his name with a squiggle then disappeared back the way he had come.
It was the same at every house â the neighbours were very happy to sign their names. Even Miss King, with the very neat garden at number 57, agreed. None of them had complained about Mr Tippâs messy garden.
âSo Mr Gripe told Mr Tipp a lie,â I said. âMy teacher says lyingâs very, very bad.â
âIt is,â agreed Captain Cross-eyed. âUnless thereâs a very good reason for it.â
âWhat reason could there possibly be?â I asked.
I was about to find out.
Chapter Seven
The next morning, I took the petition round to Mr Tipp.
âItâs bound to cheer him up,â I said to Mum and Dad, as I grabbed an apple and jumped on my bike.
But it didnât.
âIt was very nice of the neighbours to sign this, Jonny,â he said sadly. âBut itâs too late. This has just arrived.â
He handed me a letter.
âIt says my house is a danger to health and safety,â he explained. âThe council want to pull it down and put me in an old peopleâs home. They donât think I can look after myself properly any more.â
âBut thatâs crazy,â I said. âAnyway, youâve got Charlie and Ben and Alice to help youâ¦â
âTry explaining that to the council.â
âI will,â I said. âOr at least my dad will. Just you wait and see.â
Mr Tipp smiled, but I could see he wasnât convinced.
Dad wasnât convinced, either. âIf he really does need looking after, Jonny,â he said quietly. âI donât think this petition will work.â
âSometimes they do,â said Gran, who had come over for tea. âThe one we signed the other day did. I heard from my friend, Mrs Bone, that weâre going to get more bins in the town centre. Pity that wonât help the mess the chewing gum makes on the pavements, though. Costs the council a fortune to clean
that
up.â
âMrs Bone?â I said. âHavenât I met her?â
Gran nodded. âShe often presents the prizes at your school summer fête. Her husband owns the sweet factory.â
Thatâs when it hit me.
âGran,â I yelled. âYouâre a genius. I must get my genius genes from you!â
Thanks to Gran, I had just had another of my brainwaves.
I explained it to my family at length.
âHmm, it might just work,â said Dad. âMr Boneâs always on the look-out for new ideas. Shall we give it a try?â
âAnything to help Mr Tipp,â I nodded, and crossed my fingers, my toes and my eyes.
Dad phoned Mr Bone and told him all about the Boomerang chewing gum. Mr Bone was very interested, and said he would like to meet Mr Tipp. So Dad phoned Mr Tipp and a meeting was arranged at number 34 and a half the next afternoon.
âCan I come, too?â I asked.
âOf course,â said Dad. âItâs all
your
idea.â
After