whispered. âBeware of a tall, dark man. A man with a long, black mustache. He is coming nearer and nearer. He brings trouble.â She shook her head ominously, then dropped Louiseâs paw, leaned back in her chair, and began knitting. âThere,â she said, âthat is all I can tell you.â
Louise thanked her politely. But he didnât see that she had told him much that anybody else couldnât have told him. That part about fame as a poet was pleasant, to hear, but he knew it was just her way of being nice. The only thing she had really told him was about the tall, dark man. Probably she had just made that up. But still, he decided that he would keep an eye out for a long, black mustache, and when he saw one heâd go the other way. There wasnât any sense in taking chances.
There was a little girl elephant with the show, and curiously enough she had the same name as the bear: Louise. The two Louises didnât like each other very well. The bear thought the little elephant was stuck up, which she was, and the elephant thought the little bear was rough and horrid, which he wasnâtâor at least not more than bears usually are. So most of the time they played on opposite sides of the camp. And this led to a very funny misunderstanding. For when anybody wanted either one of them, he would shout: âLouise! Louise!â Then both the animals would come running and would get there at exactly the same time.
After this had happened a few times, everyone said: âHow fond those two are of each other! They never seem to be apart a minute! Why, I never saw such devotion!â
It happened so many times that it got to be a regular joke with the older animals to go out and shout: âLouise!â even when they didnât want either of the Louises, just to see if for once they wouldnât appear together. But they always did, and then the animals would put their heads on one side and smile and say: âOh, how darling! Oh, how too perfectly sweet!â
All these things made our Louise very mad. They also made Louise the elephant mad, and one day when they had been called three times in about half an hour she said angrily to the bear: âLook here, you. Weâve got to do something about thith. I jutht wonât thtand it any longer, tho now!â
She always lisped a little when she was angry, and the little bear mimicked her. âOh, you jutht wonât thtand it, tho now! Well, thuppose you think of thome thing elthe, then. I donât like it any better than you do, having people think I like to play with you, you thtuck up thithy, you!â
He was pretty angry himself, but when he saw her eyes fill up with tears that rolled right down her funny short stubby little trunk, he was sorry right away.
âOh, please donât cry,â he said. âGee, I didnât mean anything!â He tried to pat her back, but she shook his paw off crossly and cried harder and harder.
âOh, donât,â said the bear. âPlease, Louise, Louise, please.âOh, listen, Louise, if youâll stop Iâll make up a poem about you. Will you? Listen.â
Her sobs sunk to sniffles and she opened her eyes, which she had shut in order to cry better.
âListen!â said the bear.
âO loveliest of all Louises,
Say why the sight of me displeases.
Oh, could you never learn to care
For this adoring, humble bear?
When you perform, as is your duty,
In all your elephantine beauty,
Your tricks before the audience,
My admiration is immense,
And when you dance in airy grace
I gaze enraptured on your face.
Nothing about you but endearsâ
Your eyes, your lovely floppy ears,
Your graceful trunk. Donât be a tease.
Oh, tell me, beautiful Louise,
And give me quick your answer, please.â
âOh,â said the elephant when he had finished, âdo you really mean that?â
âNo,â said the bear. âOf course I