absolutely
couldnât believe that somebody wasnât deeply in love with a woman like me, heâd
noticed how beautiful I was the first time he saw me, but heâd always thought I
looked down on him or just wasnât interested. He took off from there, my dear,
seducing me, absolutely shamelessly, not taking at all into account the fact
that Iâd come to his apartment to talk about his relationship with Olga MarÃa,
and pretty soon he was brushing up against me, flirting, whispering in my ear,
holding my hand, trying to kiss me. But I didnât let him, no, my dear, I didnât.
I told him to behave himself. But he kept pushing himself on meâso pigheaded. At
one point he almost managed to kiss me. Thatâs when I stood up and told him I
was leaving, he wasnât showing me any respect. To tell you the truth, though,
that Julio Iglesias was gorgeous, and I was plenty tempted to let him have his
way with me, and maybe, my dear, he read my mind, because he sure didnât put the
brakes on, he just kept insisting. Men are not to be trusted. Thatâs why I
divorced Alberto, and I have no regrets: itâs the best thing I could have done,
and I said as much to Olga MarÃa at the time: it isnât worth complicating your
life, itâs better to be with one man or none at all. Iâm glad theyâve already
started serving coffee, my throat is dry, and Iâm so exhausted Iâm afraid Iâm
going to collapse. Pass me a cup. If you want, letâs go out on the terrace for
some fresh air. There are so many cars parked in front and half the people
havenât even arrived yet. This place will be packed later tonight, my dear, with
everybody from the advertising world and Sergioâs friends from the association
of travel agencies. I wonder how many of our classmates from the American School
will show up. Itâs been so long since we had a class reunion. Chele Yuca will be
here, thatâs for sure, considering how in love with Olga MarÃa heâs always been.
You know him, donât you? His first name is Gastón: he was the handsomest boy in
our class. Did you see my mother, sheâs standing next to the coffin talking with
Alberto? Those two always got along well. I donât know how my mother can stand
him. No, my dear, Iâve got nothing to say to him; we were married for a year,
and in that time we said everything we had to say to each otherâand there was
plenty of time left over. Alberto is the most boring man you can imagine. I
donât know how I managed to put up with him for a whole year. Heâs always at his
computer, for hours and hours, the whole day if he doesnât have anything better
to do. It can drive you to despair, my dear, he doesnât want to go out, or meet
people, or go to the moviesâitâs atrocious. I practically had to drag him out to
dinner parties. But my mother says heâs very intelligent and thatâs why his
business is doing so well, and she says heâs the most knowledgeable person in
the country not only about finances but about everything thatâs going on in the
world, and thatâs why he has so much money, all her friends assure her that heâs
the number one financial consultant. As far as Iâm concerned, let him make all
the money he wants, my dear, let him go to Wall Street with his computers for
all I care, but donât let him dare get anywhere near meâheâs like the plague, he
infects you with boredom in a matter of seconds. The problem is that my mother
still doesnât accept the fact that weâre divorced, she just canât understand how
someone can send a man packing who makes that much money, even if he does bore
you to tears; as far as sheâs concerned, youâre supposed to live with the same
man your whole life. No, my dear, Iâm not going to change her this late in the
game. I guarantee you, the moment she hears I plan to marry