flowing off the handlebars.
âHave fun at the ball! Be home by midnight!â Mariah called.
âLet us know if you meet Prince Charming!â Lachelle shouted.
I waved and left to the sound of kazoos. Halfway across campus I noticed they had replaced my nasty old water bottle with a brand-new pink one.
And what Iâd remembered as âa few blocksâ from SMU to Turtle Creek Country Club turned out to be tenâa solid mile and a half. And there were two lights. Now I was sitting at the second. When Iâd arrived at the first, the crosswalk was blocked by a column of toddlers returning from the park to their day care.
Recalling my dress blowing out behind me that morning, I suddenly wished I were Superman, that I could fly or instantly cool the entire world to subzero temperatures. Most of all I wished to spin the earth backward at hypersonicspeed, thereby reversing the clocks by, say, an hour. Lacking all of these skills I smoldered, inside and out. One last glance at my watchâ4:45 p.m. Best case scenario I would arrive twenty minutes late, flushed and sweaty.
The entrance to Turtle Creek Country Club was, naturally, uphill. Unable to quell the rising tide of panic, I stood on the pedals and cranked my bike up over the crest. Suddenly, as if she were right next to me, I heard my mother offer that âMegan, dear, you
never
get a second chance to make a first impression.â Thanks for that, Mom.
Ahead now I saw the shaded portico and the front doors. I imagined the other girls arriving before meâearly of courseâpulling up in their vacuum-sealed cars, the air- conditioning cranked so high theyâd be wearing cashmere cardigans. Exiting oh so carefullyâdonât muss your hair or chip a nailâtheyâd take the valet ticket and have a mere eight steps to the cool confines of the club. Not enough time to melt an M&M, much less mar their Kabuki makeup.
Lost in my bitter reverie I hurtled into the entrance, screeched to a stop, and locked eyes with the valet. He was young, dressed in black shorts and a white polo. He was also handsome, ridiculously so, with big brown eyes, wavy hair, and a dimple in his chin big enough to bathe in. I stood waiting, but he didnât move, just hovered with a ticket in his hand.
âWell?â I said. He just stared at me, slack-jawed.
Poor fella, got the looks but not the brains
, I thought. âWhat, youâve never parked a bikebefore?â
That got him. He stepped forward and held the handle bar.
âSorryâgood afternoon . . . maâam,â he said. Now he smiled. And what a smileâbrighter than the lights at Westcott Field. âWelcome to Turtle Creek Country Club.â
âThanks.â I unbuckled my helmet and handed it to him. He noticed the tiara, and smiled again. He really was handsome. Must do well with the older ladies. I considered explaining about the tiara, but really, what plausible explanation could I offer?
And then, harried, and distracted by his looks, I caught the hem of my dress on the saddle and tore it as I dismounted. We both looked down at the sound of cloth ripping. My stylish red linen dress now had a tear from thigh to hip, a generous hole through which my sunflower panties and a decent amount of skin showed.
âPerfect,â I said. âJustâperfect.â He gave me a sympathetic look. I squeezed my dress shut, handed him five bucks.
âOh, thank you very much, maâam.â I sensed some private joke now, a gentle tease in his voiceâprobably the tiara.
âYouâre welcome.â I quizzed his face for the answer, and his smile grew.
Definitely the tiara.
I nodded at my bike. âKeep it running?â
âYes, maâam,â he said, the smile widening. It made my heart thump. He was beyond cute. Typicalâon the doorstep of fabulous wealth I swoon for the valet. I walked away holding my dress together.
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