doorway, I nodded. Turns out sleep deprivation really does affect decision making.
âPractice ends at four, and the orientation isnât until four thirty,â I said. âThatâll give me time to shower, dress, and make it over to the clubâitâs only a few blocks.â
That Tuesday marked the unofficial start of the Season. Julia and I and the other girls were invited to tea at Turtle Creek Country Club with our governess, Ann Foster.She would look us over, tell us what to expect and how to behave.
âYou wonât be hot?â
âThe weatherâs cooled off,â I said breezily. âAnd practice is just a walk-through and drills. Besides, if anything does happen, I donât want us both to be late.â
âOkay,â she replied, falling back onto her pillow. âIâll save you a seat.â
Stifling pangs of jealousyâI never get to sleep inâI closed her door softly, went downstairs, and rode to the gym, my sandals hooked over the handlebar and my then unwrinkled, immaculate, and bagged red dress billowing out behind me like Supermanâs cape.
Alas, things did not go as planned. First, it was hotâblast furnace hot. Summers in Texas are always steamy, but by September the weather usually backs off from freaking unbearable to nearly tolerable. But not that day. By 2 p.m. the temperature hovered at 102 degrees, with rain forest humidity.
Then a series of sloppy passes and general buffoonery sent Coach Nash over the edge, and the whole âdrills and a walk-throughâ was replaced by running the stadium stairs.
âPush it, push it, push it!â Coach Nash screamed as a pack of girls climbed up, up, up. At the top I turned left and sprinted for the next aisle. Then down, down, down the stairs. Up one flight, down another. Rinse and repeat. âItâs overtime, youâve been running for two hours, youâre exhausted, and so are they. Now itâs just about will. Who wants it more?â
âNot any harder than climbing Mount McKinley,â I managed to wheeze to Cat as we climbed the top section, using three breaths to get out the seven words.
âAt least itâs cold in Alaska,â Cat gasped back.
Word. The metal bleachers were scalding hot to the touch, the stadium was damp as a terrarium, and the sun roared down like a blow torch. When Coach finally released us at 4:15 I was drenched. Worse, my core was hot as a pizza oven.
I entered the shower at 4:19 and blasted myself with ice-cold water for five straight minutes. This wasnât nearly enough to cool off, and as I stood in front of the mirror at 4:28 applying mascara, beads of sweat popped out on my beet-red forehead. I left the locker room, unstuck my dress from my moist ass, and stole a quick peek at my watch. 4:37âI willed myself to stay calm.
âYour highness! Oh your highness,â Mariah squealed as I turned the corner by the bike stall. Lindsay and Lachelle immediately started blowing on pink-and-white âprincessâ kazoos and genuflecting while Cat stood at attention and set off a childâs confetti cannon. It went off with as much oomph as a good fart, and the confetti flew up six inches before falling pathetically in the grass.
âFail,â Lachelle said.
âRight? So lame,â Cat said, looking at the empty canister. âThis thing cost four ninety-nine.â
âFunny, guys, thanks,â I said. I wasnât that surprisedby the Prank Brigade, as news of my debut had spread quickly through the team. As I unlocked my bike, Cat ran over and handed me my bike helmet.
âYour crown, milady,â she said, and then she too bowed before breaking into peals of laughter.
âYou shouldnât have,â I said. I spent exactly three seconds trying to pry off the tiara she had superglued to the brim, then gave up and stuck it on my head. I didnât even bother to try and remove the glittering streamers