going to do with him?â
âKeep him. Hopefully Amy will come back for him soon.â
âAnd if she doesnât?â
âIâll worry about it then.â And I told Tim Iâd finish locking up. He left a few minutes later.
I fed Mr. Bones and played with him for awhile, then I put him back in his aquarium and went home. It was almost ten when I pulled into my driveway. By now I was exhausted. I gave Zsa Zsa the shortest walk I could get away with and went inside my house. James came running out to greet meâwhich was oddâbecause I could have sworn he hadnât been in the house when I left. But then, maybe he had been and I just hadnât noticed. It had been that kind of week. I checked the machine to see if George had called. He hadnât.
Oh well, I thought, as I went into the living room and poured myself a double shot of Scotch. There wasnât any reason he should haveâbut still, it would have been nice if he had. We had a funny relationship, George Samson and I. I contemplated it, while I went back in the kitchen and opened a can of cat food for James. George had been Murphyâs best friend. Then, when Murphy had died, weâd become friendsâsort of. The âsort ofâ had become more so, and then weâd ended up sleeping together. Which we were still doing. Which I liked. The sex was good. It was the relationship part I was having trouble with, but then that was the part I always had trouble with. Maybe, I decided, as I sipped my Scotch, we just shouldnât talk at all. Maybe we should just screw. I stretched, finished my drink, and went upstairs. It was time to take a bath and go to bed. Tomorrow was time enough to figure out what, if anything, I was going to do about Amy and her ferret.
But as I went up the stairs, I began to get increasingly nervous. It was dark on the landing and it shouldnât have been, because I kept the light on. I told myself the bulb had probably blown. Nevertheless, I found myself reaching for the box cutter I carried in my pocket. I had it out and the blade opened by the time I reached my bedroom. That light was off, too. The problem was: I couldnât remember whether Iâd left it on or off. My heart was pounding as I tried to decide whether or not I was being paranoid. After all, the front door was locked when I came in. Iâd used my key to open it. And nothing had been messed up downstairs. No. Things were okay. I was just getting twitchy in my old age.
I was reaching for the switch when I heard: âYou sure as hell took long enough getting up the stairs.â
By the time my heartbeat had returned to normal, my eyes had adjusted to the dark. George was sitting up in my bed, wearing a grin and a bed sheet. I felt like killing him.
âYou son of a bitch,â I hissed.
âI told you, you should get a security system in here.â George had picked up his knowledge of breaking and entering during the seven years heâd worked as a cop. He patted the empty space next to him. âWhy donât you put that box cutter away and come on over here?â
âWhat if I come over and keep the blade out?â
âWe can do that too, if you want.â
Chapter 4
I must have dozed off. When I woke up, George was standing by the bed staring out the window. âI may have to go down to New York tomorrow or the next day,â he told me, when I asked him if anything was wrong.
âFamily stuff?â
âWhat else?â
I sighed. About once every three months, George would get a phone call and head off for the city. When he came back, heâd be in a bad mood for days.
I leaned on my elbow. âWhoâs in trouble this time?â
âOne of my cousins.â
âThe one who drives a taxi?â
âNo. The one who owns a funeral home.â
âWhat happened?â
âThe asshole was running a bookie service out of it.â
âSo what do they want you