because of my name, Vi King,â she laughed. âBut the team will have to do without me for a while. So will the museum, though at least I can continue with some work at home.â
âYou work at the museum?â I asked, my curiosity getting the better of me.
âYes. Thereâs to be a Viking exhibition soon and Iâm making the life-sized models for it. There are bits of them all over the house and the shed at the moment. Thatâs Freyaâs hair on the end of the banister. It will go on a real Viking skull as soon as the clay Iâve used to model the features dries out. Iâve already finished her body.â
âOh,â I said, trying to take everything in. âI saw a bone in your bag the other day.â
Miss King laughed again. âThat was for Thor. I collected it from the butcherâs on our early-morning walk. Trouble is, Thorâs not getting his regular walks now, and heâs really bored. Heâs learned how to open the front door and, a week ago, he nosed open the latch and took off.
âI finally caught up with him in Dr Sphinxâs garden. Thor likes Dr Sphinxâs cats, but theyâre not so keen on him! And now heâs making a real mess digging around in my garden. Unfortunately, thereâs nothing I can do about it till my leg mends.â
Suddenly everything became clear. The foot, the bone, the skull and the holes in the garden. Even the kind of magazines Miss King had ordered.
I felt a bit silly about my suspicions and was really glad she didnât know whatIâd been thinking. Then I had one of my brilliant ideas. That happens to me sometimes. I think I may be an undiscovered genius.
âI play football, too,â I said.
âI know,â smiled Miss King. âI saw your photo in the paper. Your team won the inter-schoolsâ championship. Well done.â
âThank you. But now, after all the excitement, things are a bit dull. Weâve never played American football at school. Do you think, if I walked your dog for you, you could come and teach us?â
âHmm,â Miss King was thoughtful. âThatâs a good idea, and I certainly know where we could borrow the necessary equipment. Iâd like that, and Thor would love the walks.â
âIâll have to speak to Mr McGregor, our coach, but Iâm sure heâll agree. He loves any kind of sport.â
At school, I went to see Mr McGregor right away. As I thought, he was really keen.
âGreat idea,â he said. âAsk Miss King to call me and Iâll see what we can arrange. Perhaps we could start lunchtime practices again.â Then he went off, whistling.
I went off to my classroom, late again.
Miss Doddsâ eyes narrowed when I arrived. âWell,â she said. âWhat kept you today? And I donât want one of your usual silly stories.â
âOK,â I said, and missed out the âI thought Miss King might be a body snatcherâ bit, and went straight to the âI went to see Mr McGregor to tell him one of the people on my paper round was interested in teaching us American footballâ bit.
Then I waited for the explosion.
Too much football and not enough work! How do you expect to pass exams
? Etc, etc.
But the explosion didnât come. Instead, Miss Dodds actually smiled. âAmerican football? Now thereâs an exciting game. I wouldnât mind having a go at it myself. Well done, Jonny. Thatâs a great idea.â
What
?
The class were stunned into complete silence. And I still havenât got over it.
Mr McGregor arranged to collect Miss King at lunchtimes and our coaching started right away.
In exchange, I took Thor out for long walks along with our dog, Brutus. They were great company for each other, and Thor stopped digging holes in Miss Kingâs garden.
Miss King was really pleased and insisted on giving me some money to add to my bike fund.
âYou deserve it,