exasperation. His sense of humor triumphed, however, and he smiled sheepishly.
âThere are several groups interested in Richard the Third. I suspect ours is the freakiest of them all.â
âThatâs nice.â
âYou neednât be sarcastic.â
âIâm not being sarcastic. There is no happier outlet for our inherent aggressive instincts than the belligerent support of an unorthodox cause. I myself,â said Jacqueline proudly, âam a member of the friends of Jerome.â She watched Thomas sort through his capacious memory for potentialhistoric Jeromes, and added, âJerome is a place, not a person. Itâs an absolutely marvelous ghost town in Arizona. It sits on top of an abandoned mine, and if we donât get busy, it is going to slide right down the hill intoââ
âThatâs even crazier than our organization.â
âOne attribute of eccentric groups is their lack of sympathy for other eccentrics. Tell me about Richardâs friends.â
âDonât call us that. Itâs one of the names of the older organization from which we reneged when they denied Sir Richardâs illegitimacy.â
Jacqueline had again produced her tatting. She studied it fixedly for several seconds before she looked at Thomas.
âJust say that again, Thomas. Slowly.â
âOur founder and president is Sir Richard Weldon,â Thomas explained. âHe claims to be descended from one of Richard the Thirdâs illegitimate children. The Richard the Third Society wouldnât accept his claim, in spite of well-documentedââ
âThomas!â
âWell, it could be true. Richard had several bastards; everybody did in those days.â
âThat resolves all my doubts. You tempt me, Thomas,â Jacqueline said pensively. âIâd like to meet Sir Richardâ¦Weldon. That isnât the department store?â
âStores, not store. Theyâre all over England. But youâll like Sir Richard,â Thomas added with seeming irrelevance. âHeâs a nice guy, even if he does have an idée fixe. The house party is to be at his home in Yorkshire. It is a special meeting of the executive board of the society. Usually we forgather on the anniversary of Richardâs birthdayâOctober second.â
âHe was a Libra,â said Jacqueline, interested. âThatâs a point for your side. Libras are well-balanced individuals, not liable to bursts of passion or ungoverned rage. They are sensitive to beauty, fond of justiceââ
âNow stop that!â
Jacqueline grinned. Then she sobered and shook her head.
âThomas, Iâd adore coming to the meeting, but I donât think I can manage it. I had planned to go home early next week.â
âWhy must you? College doesnât open till the middle of September. Youâre not worried about the offspring, are you? Surely theyâre old enough to manage for another fortnight.â
âOh, theyâd be delighted to have me stay away permanently. They have my car, my TV set, my refrigerator, and my bank accountâsuch as it isâat their mercy. They are probably having nightly orgies.â
âThey canât be doing anything too badâ¦.â
âOh, yes, they can. However,â Jacqueline said, brightening, âthey manage to keep me unwitting. So far they seem to have buried the bodies and settled out of court.â
âYouâre a damned unnatural mum. I donât know how they put up with you. Jacqueline, youâve got to come. Iâm counting on you.â
âItâs not polite to visit people without an invitation. I was brought up to be a lady.â
âIâve already told Sir Richard youâre coming. Heâs delighted.â
âOh, you have, have you?â
âDonât be so hostile. You havenât asked me why the meeting is extraordinary.â
âWhy,â said