having none of it. With a hefty shove he propels me in the direction of the televised kitchen, and like a moth to the flame I am powerless to prevent the inevitable from happening. Please let it end quickly.
Chapter Four â Room with a View
âTo priceless television,â announces Bradley, raising his bottle of beer into the air.
âTo priceless television,â echo the assembled gang of drinkers who then proceed to look over at me. We are sitting in a suitably trendy Big City bar: all velour couches and interesting art hanging from the walls.
âIt wasnât that bad, was it?â I reply with a shrug.
âNo, it wasnât,â says Laura. âYou were absolutely brilliant!â
âYou were,â agrees Bradley. âBut the moment you realised you were live on TV â¦â He stops for a moment, savouring the memory. âIt was just fantastic. I shall cherish the memory for ever.â
âYou need to get out more,â I insist.
âThatâs bold coming from you, country girl.â
âIâm not that country,â I retort.
âYou just keep telling yourself that if it helps,â teases Bradley.
âHeâs just jealous,â murmurs Laura. âHe wishes he had such sparkling screen presence.â
âThanks,â I say. âIâll remember that,â and for added effect I poke out my tongue at Bradley. Itâs a very classy look, even if I do say so myself.
The change in the girls assembled in the bar is noticeable the moment he enters. It would be comical if I didnât feel it too. Backs straighten and cleavage is thrust forward. Beer bottles hover mesmerizingly close to lips where lipstick has been hastily reapplied. I wonder if he notices or is he immune to the world around him. He is the bringer of chaos, the destroyer of female hearts, and like all lethal assassins, he does it with a smile on his lips.
âEvening all,â he purrs, making his way through the crowd and smiling back at all the pretty girls smiling at him. âIs everyone all right for drinks?â
Everyone needs a drink. The ladykiller nods at the barman who starts to line up the drinks order on the bar. Reaching into his wallet, Matt hands over a couple of 20s and starts passing out the drinks. He waves away the barmanâs attempt to give him the change with a smile and a slow shake of his head. I watch Laura shift on the couch to leave room for her star baker to sit down, but instead he carries over a fresh bottle of beer, sets it down on the table in front of me, and squeezes in between myself and Bradley.
âThereâs no room here!â protests Bradley.
âThere would be if you stuck to your diet,â replies Matt, winking at me.
Bradleyâs features take a turn for the cartoonish as he explodes with righteous indignation. Before he can formulate a barbed retort, Matt smiles at him and murmurs, âYou love it.â
âI do,â admits Bradley, nodding. âSo country girl did well, then?â
âIs that what heâs calling you?â asks Matt.
âThatâs the name he seems to have settled on,â I reply.
âI can have him fired if you like,â promises Matt. âItâs no trouble, really.â
âIs that all it takes?â says Bradley. âMy loyalty of five years is cast aside and all because of a pair of brown eyes.â
âIsnât that a Pogues song?â asks Matt.
âIt is.â
âDonât dodge the issue,â demands Bradley. âFive years of blood, sweat and tears.â
âYou work on a bakery show,â Laura reminds him. âYouâre not Spartacus!â
âI should have known youâd turn on me at the very first opportunity,â decries Bradley, throwing dagger eyes at his co-worker who responds in kind, but neither can keep up the display and they wind up giggling across the table at each