walk. She smiled and had warm brown eyes.
âHi!â a masculine voice to his right said in squeaky tones.
Oengus turned his head and winced in pain. Then he tried not to make a face. There was a very ugly little man sitting up in the bed to his right.
âHi, Iâm called Puca Beag,â the little man continued in his squeaky voice. âMy friends call me Puca.â
âHi,â Oengus said without enthusiasm.
Opposite he could see an empty bed. In the corner opposite there was the fourth bed with screens around it. He could see the legs of the bed had wheels but little else.
âYouâre uncle took bad,â Beag said, indicating with a long finger to the bed surrounded by screens.
âQuiet Beag!â the woman in green instructed. She shone a torch into Oengusâs eyes, each in turn.
âYouâll do,â she said in Gaelic.
âGura mile maith agat,â Oengus replied, a thousand thanks.
âHungry?â she asked with a smile.
âAre you a nurse?â
âFor you yes,â she said, and added, âAre you hungry?â
Oengus frowned as it hurt to nod his head.
âStill sore, it was a nasty knock,â the nurse said with a reproachful look towards Beag.
âIt wasnât my fault,â Beag protested. âHis uncle hit me with a rock and opened the portal. We all fell down. And Oengus got a knock on the head. It was a pure accident.â
Oengus wondered who had given his name to the ugly little man. And the manâs name was Beag, which is the Gaelic for small. Oengus let his eyes twinkle. At least the name was appropriate.
âWhy does he believe you think it was his fault?â Oengus asked the nurse.
âPucaâs can shape shift to any shape,â she said. As she spoke she turned to Beag.
âBeag why did you not shape shift into a feather?â
âDidnât think of that,â Beag admitted.
The nurse inspected Beagâs head. He had a large bruise. She shone her torch into his eyes.
âOut!â she said, âYouâre faking it Beag.â
âCanât I have breakfast?â Beag pleaded. As he spoke the bruise vanished.
âAfter breakfast you are out of here Beag,â the nurse said agreeably.
âWhat time is it?â Oengus asked realizing they were talking of breakfast.
âAbout midnight,â the nurse replied. âOengus would you like breakfast, dinner or tea?â
âSure, but Iâm not hungry we had chicken sandwiches just a while ago.â
âFull Irish,â Beag asked, adding, âBacon, Boxty bread, black and white pudding and mushrooms with two fried eggs and tea and toast with butter and jam and porridge with honey and milk to start.â
âSounds good,â Oengus said. âIâll go with that. Breakfast for me.â
âOr salmon freshly caught?â the nurse offered, feeling obliged to give a healthy choice.
âFull Irish is fine please, nurse,â Oengus replied.
âMe too,â Beag added.
Another nurse came out from behind the screens at the fourth bed.
âHow is my uncle?â Oengus asked.
âHeâll live. Better make it three breakfasts,â she added to the first nurse.
âWhen the spell kicks in heâll be starving,â she added.
âSpell?â Oengus asked.
âMedicine,â the first nurse said with a glance at the second.
âHe favors coffee,â Oengus added.
âNo problem,â the second nurse said and both nurses left the room.
âStrange type of nurseâs uniform?â Oengus commented.
âThey are elves. They wear elfin clothes,â Beag explained. âBut donât let that fool you, medically speaking they know their onions,â Beag added reassuringly.
Oengus shook his head in disbelief and then regretted it as the pain hit. He looked at Beag. Such a dwarfish man and probably a nut case? He wondered.
There was a groan from behind