Grandma?â
âBecause she lives thirty minutes away, and there arenât any kids by her town house for you to play with.â
âSo? Kari works all day. Itâs spring break. Weâre gonna be home all day with nothing to do.â
âYouâre staying with Kari because sheâs my best friend, and itâs easy. If you need anything from home, all you have to do is walk fifty feet. If you need any help while Kariâs working, Mrs. Mundez is six trailers away. Sheâs a sweetheart,â Mom said. Then she acted like she just thought of the best reason ever. âAnd youâll have someone to play with!â
âGreat. A whole week with Graham.â
She was still yackity-yacking when I grabbed the remote and turned up the volume. Mom sighed and texted something on her phone. Probably to Alex. Probably something like, Canât wait to be alone!
And me with Graham for a week. A person could go crazy in a week, you know.
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DEAR JUDGE HENRY,
Everything fell apart the day Mom and Alex left.
Graham and I were on spring break, so we had to hang out at his place all day. With nothing to do. Nothing! His mom told us to watch movies and make a frozen pizza for lunch while she worked, but Graham can never sit through an entire movie.
âYou wanna go outside?â he asked every fifteen minutes. His bangs were greasy and hanging past his eyes. Heâd brush them aside, and theyâd fall into his eyelashes again.
âIt was rainy and cold the first time you asked, and itâs still rainy and cold,â I said. âI could cut your bangs.â
âRemember when we used to play horse race and Iâd always win?â He looked so proud of himself.
âRemember when we used to play arm wrestling and Iâd always win?â That shut him up for about ten minutes. Then he said, âWhatcha want to do?â
âMy grandmaâs a stylist so Iâm naturally good at hair cutting.â This sounded like a good idea. His hair was shaggy and gross, and Iâd been thinking I could go to beauty school and open a shop with Grandma. She could work on the old people, and Iâd work on the young people. Weâd be both hip and classic and make a fortune.
âIâm bored. Why are you just sitting around?â Graham stood on the couch and bounced. âI wanna go outside or play a game. Mom wonât let me use the computer when sheâs not here because sheâs afraid Iâll give it a virus. But we could guess her password. Wanna guess her password? I bet itâs Maggie. That was her first dog. Half the people in the world use their petâs name for a password.â
I crossed my arms and said, âYou need your bangs cut.â
âMy mom wouldnât like it.â He jumped to the floor and dug around in his pocket. âIâm going to show you something that my uncle gave me. Itâs super cool. And I donât tell people about it, but because weâre trapped for a whole week, weâre going to need it.â
Graham opened his fist and showed me an old penny.
âSo what?â I said. âYou canât buy anything with a penny.â
âItâs not just a plain old penny. Look at the date on itâ1919. Itâs old. Really, really old!â
âSo?â
He pushed his bangs back and sighed. âItâs so old itâs become an Idea Coin. You know my uncle who lives in Michigan? Well, he gave this coin to me when we went to see him. My uncle said an old coin with the same numbersâlike this, with a nineteen and a nineteenâgets special powers because theyâve been in so many pockets and purses. Itâs picked up the idea energy from thousands of people over a hundred years. Hold it in your hand, squeeze it real tight against your head, and a cool idea will come to you.â
âYour uncle told you that?â
âYup.â
âWere you bugging him about