crappiest, tightest spot in the very back. Though the air-conditioning was on full blast, the odor of sweat and mud and general man pretty much ensured they wouldnât be getting back their security deposit.
âGotta get home for dinner tonight,â George said. Several other guys muttered their similar situations. Byrne and Erik and Dan were the only single guys on the team.
Byrne pulled shut the doors, George threw the van into gear, and the Manhattan Rugby Club rolled out of the Hamptons, heading back to the city.
âSo you guys played a Highland Games last year?â Erik turned around in his seat to face Byrne.
âGeorge suggested it,â Byrne said. âHeâs from this small town up in New Hampshire that was trying to revive their games or something. One of his high school buddies called and begged that we come up and play. So we made a guysâ weekend out of it.â
âThat was fucking
fun
,â George said.
Byrne nodded, remembering playing with a hangover. âWinning that case of whisky in the tug-of-war was worth it.â
âAnd that bartender was fucking
hot
,â George added, making Byrne shift and the rest of the players nod like bobbleheads.
A string of German spewed out of Erik. He was practically bouncing in his seat. âWhy donât we do that again? Find some more Highland Games, play some tourneys, make a couple of weekends out of it. Shit, itâs not like weâre in it for the competition or anything.â
âSpeak for yourself.â Byrne lightly smacked the back of Erikâs head.
âWell, youâre the only one who can actually play,â Erik added, to a chorus of loud indignation and the tossing of various dirty, rank articles of clothing.
âAnyone else up for that?â George asked from the front, eyeing the van through the rearview mirror. âIâll see what other games are going on, find out which ones have rugby tourneys, throw out some locations and dates? We can get out of town for a day or two, pound some dirt and then some beers?â
As every other player clapped or voiced their hearty approval, Byrne let his head drop back and gave it a good couple of bangs on the headrest. This was it. This was how he was going to die. Death by terrible musical instruments.
âByrne?â A punch to his chest. âYou in?â
âOw.â Byrne straightened, laughing and wincing at the same time. The whole van was looking at him. It really was true; the team didnât have any shot at competition without him. It was as much about not letting them down as needing to be out on the pitch, toes to the dirt, fingers around the ball, shoulders to another guyâs body. If he wanted stiffer competitionâand oftentimes he didâhe could always try out for the bigger traveling teams, but it was the guys involved in this van who made it a day worth living.
âYeah.â He sighed. âYeah, Iâm in. But if you make me wear a fucking kilt Iâm out of there.â
Rousing shouts went up, mixed with some extrafine cursing, so it wasnât until he felt the vibration in his shorts pocket that he realized his phone was sending him a notification.
Pulling it out, his heart stopped at seeing the colored bubble on-screen. Then the organ stumbled back into beating, racing, as he swiped the screen and opened the email app.
This could be it. What heâd been waiting for, trying for, for years.
The sounds in the van descended into ball-busting and general bullshit, rehashing the match from play to play. It all faded into nothing as the private email account came to life on-screen. The inbox showed a blue
1
. Byrne held his breath.
Spam.
Spam coming in on an email account he used for only one very specific purpose, to send messages to only one other very specific email address.
Expanding his cheeks, he blew out all the air heâd been holding inside. No other emails in the inbox. Not