and flies had died. I made a mental note to avoid getting between Alfred and any invasive species.
When we reached the stairwell, Alfred opened the door and stood aside.
âThank you, Alfred.â I headed down the stairs to Billy Batesâs lair. If I lived there, I would want one of the round rooms in the turrets, but Billy had claimed an old subbasement bomb shelter as his domain. As expected, he was sitting in his swivel chair facing a bank of high-definition screens. Four games were running. I recognized Black Ops XIV, Ghast Wars, and Interzone Apocalypse. The fourth display showed shadowy figures moving in and out of a nearly black image space, with occasional splashes of red. Blood, I assumed.
âWhatâs that?â I asked, pointing.
âNew MOG,â he said.
MOG, in case you donât know, stands for multiplayer online game. Billy was the only person I knew who could play three or four of them at once.
âItâs called Deathdark.â
âVery catchy,â I had to admit.
âI hacked into their serversâyou know, just to try it out. Itâs a pre-beta release.â
âSpeaking of pre-betaâdid you know that your butler is punching holes in your walls?â
Billy turned to look at me, flipping his thick dark hair off his forehead. Have I mentioned his hair? Have I mentioned his molten-brown eyes to die for?
âHeâs still doing that?â he said.
âYou knew? And you let him answer the door? What if a fly had landed on my forehead?â
âGood point. Iâll mention it to Gilly.â Gilly was Billyâs father, better known as Gilbert Bates. Most people called him Mr. Bates, but Billy and I called him Gilly, because we were friends with him before we found out he was actually Billyâs father. III
âI have a problem,â I said. âI need to find out why Flinkwater is called Flinkwater.â
âBecause of all the flink in the water ?â
âWhy do people keep saying that?â
âItâs the obvious inference,â Billy said.
âWell itâs wrong! Come on, Billy. I have a report due for history class on Wednesday, and I need help. Canât you use your Web magic?â
Billy sighed and switched off his game screens. âOkay, but I have school problems of my own, you know.â
âYou?â
âMe.â
âTell me! Maybe I can help!â
Billy gave me a look I can only describe as nervous, or perhaps fearful. I may have come across as a little too eager. Also, the last time Iâd tried to help Billy with a problem, weâd both ended up in jail. IV
âSeriously,â I said. âWhatâs the problem?â
âI failed a couple tests, so Gilly hired a tutor.â
âOh.â A tutor! That was embarrassing. Especially for a kid so smart heâd skipped three grades. âHow come you failed?â
âI got bored. One was an American history test, multiple choice. I chose B for the whole test. And then I had to write this essay for language arts and I did it in pig latin. Mr. McPhee said ix-nay on at-thay .â He shrugged. âI was just messing around.â
âCanât you just explain to your dad?â
âGillyâs off on one of his work binges. Heâs practically living at ACPOD. Last time he came home, Iâm not sure he even recognized meâyou know how he gets.â
I did know. Gilbert Bates was the smartest person Iâd ever met, next to Billy, but he could be quite absentminded.
âYeah, my dadâs been a little spacey too,â I said. âWhatâs he working on?â
âItâs top secret.â
â Everything at ACPOD is top secret, but that never stopped you from unsecreting it.â
âTrue,â Billy said, âbut you have to promise not to tell anybody. Itâs a drone.â
âWhatâs so hush-hush about a drone?â I asked.
Drones, of course, have been