andââ
âYou think everybody is nice,â I said.
âNot everybody.â
âAlmost everybody.â
She walked over to the stove and gave the oatmeal a stir. âRegardless, he said heâs had great success in helping people stop smoking.â
âHeâs a nightclub hypnotist. Heâs probably had more success making people cluck like chickens.â
âThen we have nothing to lose,â my mother said.
âWhat do you mean?â
âEither I stop smoking, or he convinces me Iâm a chicken and we have a steady supply of eggs for breakfast. Speaking of which, what exactly did you have for breakfast?â
âCoffee and a donut.â
âThatâs not enough for a growing boy. You need more than that.â
âThere was cream in my coffee. Does that count as a dairy product?â
She burst out laughing. I could always make her laugh. âI donât know what Iâd do without you,â she said. She put a bowl of oatmeal down in front of me.
âBut Iâve already hadââ
âNot another word!â she exclaimed. âEat!â
I tried to get up out of my chair and she stopped me.
âI was just going to get a spoon,â I said. âUnless you want me to eat it with my fingers.â
âIâll get you a spoon.â She opened up a drawer and pulled out two, one for each of us.
âYou said you wanted to talk,â I said. Whatever it was, I just wanted to get it started so it could end. I hated waiting.
âYes,â my mother said. âYou must have come in pretty late last night.â
âEarlier than you.â
âI didnât have any choice. My shift ran until almost three in the morning. So what time did you get in?â she asked.
âIâm not sure. I donât have a watch and I didnât look at the clock.â
âIt had to be after one-thirty because I called and there was no answer,â she said.
âIt might have been a lot earlier. I could have been asleep already. You know I canât hear the phone from my room.â
She took a long sip from her coffee. I didnât think she believed me, but there was nothing she could do about it.
âDo you know what tonight is?â my mother asked.
âFriday night.â
âItâs more than just Friday night.â
âThe first Friday night of the summer?â I asked.
âThat too, but more important. I thought youâd know,â she said, sounding disappointed.
âI do know.â
âYou do?â
I nodded. âItâs your anniversary. Five years sober.â
âYou remembered!â she exclaimed.
âOf course. I was going to get you a card, but Hallmark doesnât seem to make one that covers this occasion.â
âThey should. Do you have an idea how many alcoholics and recovering alcoholics there are in this country?â
âI know exactly how many there are because you keep telling me,â I explained.
âAt the meeting tonight I get my five-year medallion.â
âYouâre not working?â I asked. This was possibly going to put a wrench in my plans to be out late again.
âIâm going to work my shift after the meeting. Iâve got nine to three in the morning again.â
So much for having to come in early. I could stay out as late as I wanted.
âAnd because itâs a special night, the meeting is open.â
âClosedâ meant that nobody but AA people could attend. âOpenâ meant that anybody could come to the meeting . . . oh, no.
âFamily and friends are allowed to come,â my mother said. âAnd since youâre all the family I have, I was really hoping that you couldââ
âBut I have plans,â I said, cutting her off.
âPlans?â
âYeah, Timmy and I were going to . . . going to . . . you know . . . hang out together. Do I really