it, and thereâs a rope that hangs down one side of the cage to go up, and you pull on the part that hangs down the other side to go down. Like a dumbwaiter. It used to run from the ground floor to the top, but a long time ago some tenant mustâve decided he didnât have any further use for it and wanted it out of the way, so he had the shaft removed from the ground floor and the second floor. He had it cut off at the second-floor ceiling. In other words, the way it is now, the bottom of the shaft is level with the second-floor ceilingâthe floor of the elevator cage acts as part of the ceiling. To get in the elevator, you have to climb a ladder that leads to a trap door thatâs cut in the floor of the cage. Itâs a big, roomy cage, bigger than the ones nowadays, but it doesnât have a roof on itâjust this wooden floor and some iron-framework sides. I go up the ladder sometimes and push up the trap door and put my head and shoulders inside the cage and shine a flashlight up the shaft, but thatâs as far as I go. Oh, Jesus, itâs dark and dusty in there. The cage is all furry with dust and thereâs mold and mildew on the walls of the shaft and the air is dead.
âThe first day I came here, I wanted to get right in the elevator and go up to the upper floors and rummage around up there, see what I could see, but the man who rented the building ahead of me was with me, showing me over the place, and he warned me not to. He didnât trust the elevator. He said you couldnât pay him to get in it. âDonât meddle with that thing,â he said. âItâs a rattlesnake. The rope might break, or that big iron wheel up at the top of the shaft thatâs eaten up with rust and hasnât been oiled for a generation might work loose and drop on your head.â Consequently, Iâve never even given the rope a pull. To pull the rope, you got to get inside the cage and stand up. You canât reach it otherwise. Iâve been tempted to many a time. Itâs a thick hemp rope. Itâs as thick as a hawser. It might be rotten, but it certainly looks strong. The way the cage is sitting now, I figure itâd only take a couple of pulls, a couple of turns of the wheel, and youâd be far enough up to where you could swing the cage door open and step out on the third floor. You canât open the cage door now; you got to draw the cage up just a little. A matter of inches. I reached into the cage once and tried to poke the door open with a boat hook I borrowed off one of the fishing boats, but it wouldnât budge. Itâs a highly irritating situation to me. Iâd just like to know for certain whatâs up there. A year goes by sometimes and I hardly think about it, and then I get to wondering, and it has a tendency to prey on my mind. An old-timer in the market once told me that many years ago a fishmonger down here got a bug in his head and invented a patented returnable zinclined fish box for shipping fish on ice and had hundreds of them built, sunk everything he had in them, and they didnât catch on, and finally he got permission to store them up on the third and fourth floors of this building until he could come to some conclusion what to do with them. This was back before they tinkered with the elevator. Only he never came to any conclusion, and by and by he died. The old-timer said it was his belief the fish boxes are still up there. The man who rented the building ahead of me, he had a different story. He was never above the second floor either, but he told me that one of the men who rented it ahead of him told him it was his understanding there was a lot of miscellaneous old hotel junk stored up thereâbeds and bureaus, pitchers and bowls, chamber pots, mirrors, brass spittoons, odds and ends, old hotel registers that the rats chew on to get paper to line their nests with, God knows what all. Thatâs what he said. I donât