that it should burn out,â she said. âBut all the LED lightbulbs in the house burning out at exactly the same time? I would say that is impossible.â
âWhat does that mean?â
âIt means thereâs a ghost!â Junchao cried. âYou have to wake up Mrs. Song.â
âNo, you canât!â Alice yelled.
âOkay, okay,â I said. âLetâs just think. We can deal with this, canât we?â
âDeal with a ghost?â asked Junchao.
âYes,â I said. âWe just need a plan to get rid of him.â
âHow do you know itâs a him?â asked Sunny.
Somehow, the idea of a lady ghost seemed scarier than a man ghost. I pictured her floating over the coffee table a few feet away, grinning down at the four of us clumped under our blanket, and all I wanted to do was shrink to the size of a cornbread crumb.
âCome on now, guys, think. What do we do? How do we get the ghost to go away?â I said.
âWe need to exercise him,â said Alice.
âYou mean exorcise,â said Sunny.
âThat sounds too scary,â said Junchao.
I didnât say anything, but I thought so too.
âSunny, where does Mom keep the flashlight?â
âIn the kitchen cabinet next to the stove,â she said.
The three of us groaned. The kitchen.
âIf we can grab my braces and crutches,â Alice said, âwe can all go together to the kitchen. My dad put them by the front door.â
It was a good idea to get them, not just so that we could all get to the kitchen, but in case we needed to run away from a ghost. Can you even run away from a ghost? That question made my heart flutter in mychest. I didnât know, but I did know that we needed Alice with us. âYes, letâs get your stuff,â I said.
Once again, we slowly took the blanket off our heads. Before anything else strange or scary could happen, I quickly rolled up the blanket in a ball and threw it out into the middle of the room.
âWhat did you do that for?â Junchao said.
âWe canât keep hiding under the blanket all night. We need to get rid of this ghost.â I was sounding pretty brave for someone who felt like throwing her arms up in the air and running out of the house screaming like a freak.
âHow are we going to do that?â asked Junchao.
âHow about we get to my room,â Sunny said. âI have some science equipment that might help us. And I have Mommyâs iPad. We can look up ghost removal,â Sunny said.
âYouâre brilliant, Sunny!â Junchao said.
âOh yes,â I said. âLetâs say that again because I donât think that Sunny gets to hear that enough.â
âYouâre brilliantââ
âSo this is the plan,â I said, cutting Junchao off. That girl does not understand sarcasm at all, and I didnât have time to teach it to her. âJunchao and I are going to get Aliceâs walking equipment by the front door, and then all four of us will head to the kitchen for the flashlight, and then weâll go to Sunnyâs room.â
âBut the front door is scary,â Junchao whined.
We all looked over at it.
She was right.
It was scary.
Long, stretchy shadows of tree branches flooded the floor through the front door window. On either side of the door were deep, dark corners, and anything could be hiding there. And then there was the front hall closet.
The front hall closet was scary even on a bright, sunny day. It was filled with old coats that no one ever wore, had boxes of mysterious stuff stacked on its floor, and its top shelf held my motherâs collection of matryoshka dolls, which were these creepy wooden dolls with giant staring eyes and no arms or legs. Inside each doll were more dolls. Lots more. I always hated thisidea, that all those other little dolls with staring eyes were sitting in the dark inside each other. And now they were