heart of my political fiefdom. A laminex-topped conference table occupied most of the room. The rest was taken up by an Uluru-sized photocopier-printer, a row of filing cabinets, a steel stationery cupboard and three colour-coded recycling bins. Office Beautiful.
Our visitor was a slim, good-looking man in his late thirties with close-shaved olive skin and the liquid eyes of an Orthodox icon. He, too, had come straight from the cemetery. Come, I assumed, to ventilate the pressing topic of the moment, Charlie Talbotâs succession.
â Yasou ,â I said.
Michelis Kyriakis had trodden the well-beaten path from immigrant childhood to university to local politics. Heâd worked for Charlie Talbot for a while, keeping the home fires burning while Charlie was busy running the country. Now he was mayor of Broadmeadows, the primus inter pares of the coterie of Laborites who controlled the sprawling municipality at the centre of the seat of Coolaroo. Capable, energetic and well-motivated, he was going to waste in the small world of roads, rates and rubbish. This fact had not escaped his attention.
âSorry if it looks pushy, mate, turning up like this straight after the funeral,â he said. âBut things are moving pretty fast.â
I sat down, facing him across the table. âIâve been a bit tied up, Mike, dealing with the undertakers and so forth, but Iâve heard murmurings about the FEA being convened ASAP.â
A conclave of local branch members and delegates appointed by the central machine, the Federal Electorate Assembly would select Charlieâs successor.
âSaturday week,â said Mike. âTen days away. That must be a record.â
Ayisha perched herself on the desktop, legs dangling. âThe FEAâs just a formality, you know that,â she said. âThereâs a cross-factional agreement that the next federal vacancy in Victoria goes to the Left.â
âYeah, but who in the Left?â said Mike. âCharlie promised me that Iâd get the seat when he retired. But now that heâs gone, Iâve been sidelined. Iâm out of the loop and itâs obvious somebody else has been given the nod.â
I shrugged and showed him my empty palms. âYour guess is as good as mine, Mike. Better, in fact. You are a member of the Left, after all.â I turned to Ayisha and raised an eyebrow. âYou heard anything?â
âNot a whisper,â she said. âNone of the usual suspects at state level have been mentioned, not that Iâve heard.â
âMaybe theyâre airlifting somebody in from Canberra,â I shrugged.
Mike made an acid face. âFucking typical,â he said. âYou put in the time, pay your dues, bust your gut, then some prick nobody knows gets handed a seat on a platter. Waltzes in, brushes you aside and youâre expected to grin and bear it.â
âWelcome to the Labor Party,â I said. Or any party, for that matter. Mike knew the rules. You pays your money and you takes your chances.
âWhat would you say if I told you Iâm thinking about throwing my hat into the ring?â he said.
I glanced sideways at Ayisha. She widened her eyes in mock horror. Mike had a lot of friends, us included, but he lacked clout in the places that counted.
âIâd say youâll be pushing shit uphill,â I said. âItâs obviously a done deal.â
âEven so,â he said. âItâs a matter of principle.â
Principle. The weeping scab of the Australian Labor Party.
âClimb aboard your saw-horse if you like, Mike. Point it at the windmill. Wave your lance around. But tell me, end of the day, whatâll you get for your trouble?â
Mike straightened up and fixed me with the earnest expression he used for citizenship ceremonies. âI feel very strongly about this, Murray. And Iâd like your support. Youâve got a lot of sway in this part of the