finished the degree. Iâve just started the one-year course you need to be a solicitor.â
âYou donât get a grant.â Some of my best friends are lawyers; I know about these things. âThe fees are somewhere around four and a half grand. Plus youâve got to have something to live on. Which you expected to get from the divorce settlement. Only, thereâs a problem, isnât there?â
âYouâre well informed,â she said.
âItâs my job. Heâs clever with money, your husband. On paper, heâs spotless. Itâs the offshore holding company that owns the car, the house, everything. He takes a salary of a few hundred a month. And the company pays for everything else. And itâs all perfectly legal. On paper, he canât afford to pay you a shilling. So you decided to extract your divorce settlement by a slightly unorthodox route.â
She looked away, studying the hand that held the cigarette. âTen grandâs a fraction of what Iâm entitled to,â she said softly. Her admission of guilt didnât give me the usual adrenalin rush. She sighed again. âYou have no idea what Iâve had to put up with over the years.â
I submitted my account to Gerry Banks without a qualm. Iâd done the job he asked me to do, and as far as I was concerned, he should be grateful. Heâd asked me to handle the exchange, to make sure his car came back to him in one piece. It had been me whoâd made the foolish offer to get the Z3 back without handing over the cash. And everybody knows that we women arenât up to the demanding job of being private eyes, donât they? Hardly surprising I wasnât able to live up to my promises.
Besides, weâll have forgotten each other inside six months. But Iâll never forget the wind in my hair the night Tania Banks and my inner spiv cruised the M6 till dawn with the top down.
The Wagon Mound
N othing destroys the quality of life so much as insomnia. Ask any parent of a new baby. It only takes a few broken nights to reduce the most calm and competent person to a twitching shadow of their normal proficiency. My wakefulness started when the nightmares began. When I did manage to drop off, the visions my subconscious mind conjured up were guaranteed to wake me, sweating and terrified, within a couple of hours of nodding off. It didnât take long before I began to fear sleep itself, dreading the demons that ripped through the fabric of my previous ease. I tried sleeping pills, I tried alcohol. But nothing worked.
I never dreamed that Iâd rediscover the art of sleeping through the night thanks to a legal precedent. In 1961, the Privy Council heard a case concerning a negligent oil spillage from a ship called the Wagon Mound in Sydney Harbour. The oil fouled a nearby wharf, and in spite of expert advice that it wouldnât catch fire, when the wharfâs owners began welding work, the oil did exactly what it wasnât supposed to do. The fire that followed caused enough damage for it to be worth taking to court, where the Privy Council finally decreed that the shipâs owners werenât liable because the type of harm sustained by the plaintiff must itself be reasonably foreseeable. When Roger, the terminally boring commercial attaché at the Moscow Embassy, launched into the tale the other night in the bar at Proyekt OGI, he could never have imagined that it would change my life so dramatically. But then, lawyers have never been noted for their imagination.
Proximity. Thatâs another legal principle that came up during Rogerâs lecture. How many intervening stages lie between cause and effect. I think by then I was the only one listening, because his disquisition had made me think back to the starting point of my sleepless nights.
Although the seeds were sown when my boss in London decided to invite the bestselling biographer Sam Uttley on a British Council tour