a bit of a self-esteem problem.â
âI would, too,â Felix said. âI mean, theyâre orb weavers, but on a scale of zero to ten, their webs are a two, possibly a three, in terms of beauty and elegance.â
âShut up, Felix. Heâs very nice. Heâs very shy, heâs really smart, and he does not need a critique of his weaving skills from you.â
âNo squabbling, please, children. Now get ready for night patrol.â
âBut, Mom,â Julep whined. âIâm not even hungry.â
âJulep, no whining. I told you not to eat that cockroach at the theater. It spoiled your appetite.â
âBut I was hungry then and Iâm not hungry now. Besides, I went down to the childrenâs room and they were passing out cookies. There were crumbs all over the place.â
âWhat in the name of silk were you doing down there?â
âStory time. Theyâre reading this great book called Little House on the Prairie â all about the pioneer days and this nice little girl named Laura.â
âYou certainly do flit around,â Felix said. âFirst pop-up circus books and now pioneer books. What will it be next?â
âIâm thinking about Egypt. Thereâs this really cool pop-up book of a pyramid,â Julep said.
âI hope itâs not in the childrenâs room,â Edith said.
âNo, itâs right here in the rare books. No kids ever come up here! Itâs one of the antique pop-up books. Actually, they call them movable-parts books. I heard Tom on the phone talking about the pyramid one.â
âWell, itâs a relief that itâs up here. But, Julep, Iâve said this once and Iâll keep saying it until it sinks in.â
Jo Bell and Felix exchanged quick glances with their dozen eyes. How often had they heard this lecture?
âTom Parker is the only human being we have ever met who has welcomed us,â Edith began. âHe requires nothing of us except that we eat the little pests that are destroying some of the worldâs greatest treasures. This is our duty not just to Tom but to the reading public. In general I am not fond of humans, but human beings who read improve our planet.â She paused. âIs that understood, children?â
Edithâs three children bobbed their heads up and down obediently.
She continued, âI think tonight weâll penetrate the John Adams collection. I heard Tom on the phone today talking about how he was worried about a silverfish invasion. Particularly in those books in Adamsâs personal collection, where he made notes in the margins.â
âCan my friend come, Mom?â Jo Bell asked.
âOh, your friend â the walnut orb weaver?â Edith asked.
âBuster.â
âBuster. Yes, of course, dear. Where is he?â
âRight here,â Jo Bell tipped her head toward a crack in the display case.
âRight where?â Julep asked. âI donât see a thing.â
âHeâs shy, very shy.â Jo Bell skibbled over to an infinitesimally small crack in the frame of the case. âBuster, come on out and meet the family!â She waited a few seconds. âCome on, Buster.â
Slowly, the walnut orb weaver crept out. Edith, Felix, and Julep poked their heads forward. Eighteen eyes scanned the tiny crack that Jo Bell seemed to be speaking to. There was a brown blur as Buster dropped to the floor of the case.
âHeâs dead!â Edith gasped.
âDonât worry. Thatâs just his way ⦠his way of arriving.â
âLike a corpse!â Felix said.
âHeâs so flat. He doesnât even look like a spider,â Julep said. âMore like a paint chip.â
âWell, I am a spider.â A voice came from the little fleck of brown, amazing the family, except for Jo Bell, even more. Then, one at a time, Busterâs eight legs appeared and he staggered to his feet.