havenât the skills for such pursuits. I have only the highest respect for people like yourself who can keep track of so much, all the while pointing and shooting, managing the little lifelike dolls you call grunts, dodging the bullets of the enemy, once again, online of course. No, my fingers get all crossed up and, to be honest, theyâve got minds of their own. You wouldnât believe the things theyâve done, the trouble theyâve gotten me into.â He held up one long spiderlike hand in front of his face. Images from the PrismBoard slither across its length.
âMy brain gets so discombobulated with all that hectic killing, online. No, no, Iâm made for other pursuits. I have talents better used in the real world. But as for you, young PerfectQuestion, you young golden boy, you young Pericles, this is your day, your battle, and you would easily defeat an amateur like me, online of course. I even wonder how much of a challenge Enigmatrix herself would actually be for you. Youâre quite a killer, online of course.â Again he smiles, leaning in at me. I clutch the sawed-off broomstick I always carry in the deep right pocket of my trench. It isnât much, but it just might have to do.
âWhich brings me to my original command, or request, if you prefer. Ask yourself, tomorrow on the seventy-fourth floor: Am I, PerfectQuestion, happy?â His polished patent leather shoes grind roughly on the pavement as he spins away from me, turning to leave. It makes me think of stone crypts being opened. Heâs leaving now, still talking talk and leaving.
âAsk yourself, PerfectQuestion,â he throws over his shoulder, âare there meeting rooms higher than the seventy-fourth? Whoâs getting the bonuses? Where is Sancerré? Where will she be tonight? And donât forget to ask yourself the most important questionââhe turns at the edge of the shadows deep in the alley, almost enveloped, almost swallowed whole by the darkness that brought himââAm I happy?â Then heâs gone.
âSOFTLIFE STARTS TODAY, INSIDE YOU.â
Chapter 4
T he Sunday Night Game starts and Iâm tasked with clearing out a small village of WonderSoft insurgents as the battle lines attempt to coalesce. The insurgents are players whoâve volunteered, by paying their monthly WarWorld Live subscription, to fight for WonderSoft. The insurgents crossed the Song Hua River downstream and have been ambushing ColaCorp units using a small village up in the jungle highlands as a base.
I havenât lost any troops because I like to play it safe, and all my grunts are fairly leveled up. They donât make many of the mistakes the basic AI-controlled grunts often do. So we take the village and neutralize five insurgents. I check my bonus pay on all five as soon as WhippySFX, the last WonderSoft insurgent, goes down in a hail of gunfire near the villageâs central raised hut. At twenty per, I make a cool hundred. Not everything I need, but every bit helps.
âPerfectQuestion, this is Six; whatâs your status?â I switch from my CommandPad to BattleChat and reply.
âWeâre finished here, whaddya got for us next?â
Thereâs a pause. I wonder if the connectionâs dropped, or if weâre even being jammed by WonderSoftâs electronic warfare units. Then, âPerfectQuestion,â says RangerSix in his signature matter-of-fact drawl, âI need you to order your unit to link up with ShogunSmile four clicks west of your position. Give him command authority . . .â
Iâve been fired.
Then, âI need you to log in to OpsDeck for a briefing, Question. Weâve had a superlab opportunity open up for us, and I need you to take command of the operation. Iâm countinâ on you, son. Get this done quick and clean.â
Not fired.
I order my unit to pack up and move out to ShogunSmileâs AO. Three minutes later