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because I couldn’t do anything. Slim was in the bathroom on the phone
arguing with Kim. The rest of the fellas were mad because the girls they
were with weren’t putting out. I told the girls, “Slim won’t be boning you
this evening, due to some unforeseen circumstances. But the DJ and a
couple of the other guys want to break you off a little something. ” Slim
basically could have delegated an orgy that night, but Kim stole his mojo!
I gave the ladies Slim’s message, “Ladies, hook up with my boys, and I’ll
try to get with y’all a little later. ” I said, “Ain’t no use in being stingy with
it. ”The ladies were like, “Naw, fuck that! We just wanna get with Slim.You
got us up here!” and I was like, “No, I didn’t force y’all up here. You came
up here by your own choice. Ladies, you decided to get butt-ass naked
and start eating one another out. Therefore, if y’all ain’t fuckin, y’all got
to go!” They were like, “Just like that?” I said, “Yeah, just like that!” The
ladies said, “Well, it ain’t that kind of party. ” “So then! Well, your clothes
are out in the hallway, then!” and I kicked them out. Everybody was like,
“Damn, Naz, why you do that?” and I said, “Look, they wanted to get with
Slim! They couldn’t get with Slim. They didn’t want to get with any of
the fellas. So, I just diffused the problem right there. They had to go. We
avoid things escalating and them possibly yelling rape at some point, so I
nipped the problem in the bud. ” Unfortunately, not everyone saw it like
that, but oh well.
    But the night was still young. By this time, most everyone was passed
out from being drunk, and I was sober, as usual, so I decided to go down
to the bus to get a brew. There was another party going on in the bus. The
bus driver was there and a bunch of college girls and their boyfriends, and
once again the girls were getting busy with one another. I was like, damn,
there must be something in the air tonight! As usual, I had my camera—
the only fun I got to have—and I was like, “Yo, can I get some pictures for
my scrapbook?” That was one of the reasons, but another reason was in
case someone tried to holler rape, I would have pictures of them doing
voluntary sexual acts. So I got pictures of them flashing one another,
showing their body piercings and tattoos, and basically just demeaning
themselves. One girl got feisty and started feeling on her girlfriend’s
breasts while they were dancing. Everybody was drunk, and this one guy
decided he wanted to get freaky with someone other than his girlfriend,
and his girlfriend was like, “That’s fucked up, but it’s cool. ” So then she
tells me and G (the bus driver) that she wants to show us something, so
she leads us to the rear. We were wondering what the hell she was going
to show us, so I had my camera ready. So she bends over and shows us
this tattoo on her ass, she shows us her nipple rings, and she pulls off her
    The Kansas State threesome that wanted to sleep with Slim.
    Daisy Duke shorts and gets in the spread-eagle position and shows us
her clitoris ring. Of course, every position was a Kodak moment for me. It
was a beautiful clitoris ring, needless to say. I took it upon myself to leave
at that time because things were getting out of hand. I was reaching the
point of temptation that I didn’t want to get too close to, so I went ahead
and retired for the night. So, if you’re ever in Lawrence, Kansas, and you’re
looking for some young ladies, go to the university there.There’s only one
university, and that’s where the action is.
May 19th, Milwaukee, Wisconsin (Club
Rain)
    Nothing major happened that night as far as the show. However, that
night I learned much about the people around me, as well as myself. I
was eager that night because the next day I was going home to spend a
few days with my wife and my kids. It felt good to be close geographically