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Sex Practice
Book: Sex Practice Read Online Free
Author: Ray Gordon
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on! "Er... Gale is
unable to achieve orgasm, so..."
    "Women
shouldn't have orgasms, it's not their place to enjoy sex!"
    "Why ever not?
Are you a misogynist?"
    "Devout! Once
they begin to enjoy sex, they'll be running off getting it anywhere
and everywhere!"
    "Well, I
wouldn't say that."
    "I'll have her
fanny sewn up, that's what I'll do!"
    "You can't do
that, Mr Schmidtbag - you'll affect her toilet."
    "She's never
coming back here! You're a sad pervert!"
    That's true .
    "A vile,
disgusting, filthy sexual deviant!"
    "Excuse me,
but I am not a Catholic priest."
    "A Catholic
priest? You're mentally insane! You'll be hearing from my
solicitor!" the enraged spouse stormed, charging from the room.
"I'll see to it that you're struck off!"
    "Good, I enjoy
mingling with fellow professionals! Good day, Mr Shitbag!"
    "Problems,
problems!" Larry sighed, ambling to the window to see Monica in
conversation with a man in the car park. "What's she up to now? I
don't like men with briefcases, they unnerve me." Going to
investigate he found Brigit hovering in the foyer, her miniskirt
revealing the gentle curves of her naked buttocks as she bent over
to scratch her knee.
    "Ah, Brigit,
what's Monica doing talking to that man in the car park?"
    "She's talking
to him."
    "Yes, I know
that! Who is he?"
    "Who?"
    "Good grief!
The man in the car park - who is he?"
    "Mr
Venereal."
    "Mr Venereal?
Is he infectious?"
    "Infectious?"
    "Where's he
from, Brigit?"
    "He's from the
health authority. I overheard Monica talking to him on the
phone."
    "Yes,
and?"
    "She was
talking to Mr Venereal."
    "Yes, but what
was she saying?"
    "She was
saying that this place should be closed down."
    "Closed down?
Is she mad? Why does she think the place should be closed
down?"
    "I don't know,
I can't remember."
    "What else did
she... oh, never mind. When Monica returns, send her to my
consulting room, will you?"
    "Send her to
your consulting room. Yes, I think I can remember that."
    "Do you want
me to write it down for you?"
    "No, I think I
can remember."
    "I hope you can!" Larry scowled, wondering why he employed the
stupid girl as he returned to his room. Because she's got a beautiful cunt, I
suppose .
    The phone was
ringing as he entered the office. "Now what?" he sighed wearily as
he grabbed the receiver and perched himself on the edge of his
desk. "Dr Lickman here."
    "Ah, good
morning, Doctor Lickman - Reverend Mother Barren-Womb speaking,
headmistress of The Sacred Bloodied Heart of Our Lady of the Damned
Convent."
    "That's no way
to speak of your convent, Mother Barren-Womb!"
    "What do you
mean?"
    "Calling your
fine educational establishment a damned convent."
    "No, Our Lady
of the Damned - Convent."
    "Why is it a
damned convent? Has Satan visited you?"
    "It's not a
damned convent, you silly man! It's Our Lady of the Damned, pause,
Convent."
    "Oh, yes, I
see."
    "Now I've
forgotten why I'm phoning you! Oh, yes, with regard to your letter.
I have given your proposal a great deal of thought and..."
    "Good, good!
And which wise decision have you come to?"
    "The answer is
no!"
    "Oh! One would
have thought it a good idea to have the girls discuss intimate
sexual matters with an eminent Doctor of Sexual Fulfilment, would
two not?"
    "Two?"
    "Yes, if I'm
one and you're the other one, then you must be two. You're the
second person, you see - one, two."
    "What? Two
does not... one does not think it a good idea."
    "But, Reverend
Mother, have some regard for the girls' welfare. Think back to when
you were eighteen and... on second thoughts, you'd better not!"
    "I see no
reason for the girls to discuss..."
    "There's every
reason. There are certain things about teenage girls that you don't
understand, Mother Barren-Womb. Certain mysterious..."
    "Such as
what?"
    "I'm not sure,
I can't remember off hand. Besides, I'm not at liberty to say - I'm
sworn to secrecy by the BMA. Anyway, the girls would benefit
greatly from a one-to- one talk with me. Look at the world today,
there are sexual
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