young.â
âI know.â
âThey know so little.â
âI know.â
âWe know too much.â
âI know. I mean, heâs very nice â¦
very
nice â¦â
âHe is very nice. Heâs a triumph of the individual over the environment.â
âYou what?â
âI read in the
Readerâs Digest
â are people more shaped by their environment or their heredity? But thereâs no warmth in his family, and yet
he
has warmth. Where does it come from? Not from his environment
or
his heredity. From him. It comes from him. There is nowhere else.â
âI see what you mean. Oh aye. Heâs a triumph of the individual over the environment when you look at it that road. Itâs just ⦠we ⦠well ⦠I think thereâs summat a bit ⦠a bit odd about it all.â
âOdd?â
âNot quite right.â
âOh dear. Not quite right in what way?â
âI donât know. Itâs just a feeling. Summat not quite right.â
âOh dear. About him?â
âNo, not really.â
âAbout Alison?â
âNo, not really. About ⦠them. Him and her together. I hope Iâm wrong.â
âIâm sure you are.â
âI expect I am. Itâs probably that telegram. Itâs cast a damper.â
3 A Revelation in a Popular Store
On her thirteenth wedding anniversary, Alison had a blinding revelation. It didnât occur on the road to Damascus, but in Marks and Spencerâs, in Throdnall, in the menswear department.
When she got home, she sat at the dining table and wrote to her sister in Sydney.
33, Orchard View Close
Throdnall
Warwickshire TL2 5XJ
Dearest Jen,
I had a revelation this morning, in Marks and Sparks of all places. I decided I needed some shirts, and I walked into the menswear department, and started looking at the shirts, and suddenly I thought, âNo, Alison. Wrong!â Iâd forgotten, in a dreamy, confused moment, that I was a woman. I just stood there, stunned, among all the dully displayed rows of trousers and jackets (Throdnall isnât Milan). And I thought, âAlison, this is ridiculous. Youâve read about those sex change operations. You can have one. You donât have to be a woman for ever. You can do something about it.â
A great excitement swept over me. You remember how fearless I used to be? My spiritâs been rather ground out of me by matrimony and motherhood â but itâs still there.
An assistant approached me and said, âCan I help you, madam?â, which was a little miracle in itself in Throdnall, and I said, âNot with what I need, no,â and went over to the womenâs department and bought some sensible blouses for my new job. I start work on Monday as Personal Assistant(do you have that title in Australia?) to the MD of Throdnall Carriage Works, and Iâve been getting nervous. Me, nervous? How far Iâve sunk!
Now, of course, with the prospect of a far greater change, I donât feel nervous about my job at all. The old Alison is back â ironically, sheâs back because sheâs realised that she doesnât have to be Alison for ever!
I can hear you thinking,
âI
know she was always a bit of a tomboy, but sex change?? Why?? Whatâs she referring to when she says, âI can do something about itâ? About what?â
About my situation, Jen. About my agony. About all the things that I have never mentioned in any of my letters, which have been minor masterpieces of evasion.
I know that this will all come as an enormous shock to you, Jen, and to Bruce â¦
She paused to allow herself a little smile, in which affection was mingled with contempt. It was somehow symbolic of Jenâs lack of originality â she had never had an original thought in her life, as far as Alison knew â that the Australian she had married should be called Bruce.
⦠but I hope in the