and Mama. âMy opinionâ¦?â
âI believe they must be natural,â Olivia said. Unusually for her, she was ignoring Mamaâs furious glare. âSurely no technology, no matter how advanced, could create such miracles.â
âOh, for heavenâs sake, be quiet, Olivia!â Mama exploded. âNo one wants to hear your opinion.â
Olivia hunched over her plate. I opened my mouth, but before I could think what to say, Freddie interrupted.
âOh, I say! I would hardly say that.â
This defense only made Olivia huddle closer to her plate.
Mama reached over the table and patted Freddieâs hand. âYou are very gallant, Frederick, but it is not necessary. We have all quite come to terms with the knowledge that Jane has inherited all the beauty and grace in this family. In fact, Jane is quite the most beautiful young lady on Mars, as I am sure you must admit.â
Freddie cleared his throat awkwardly. âAh. Well.â
Next to me, Oliviaâs cheeks reddened again.
Mama smiled like a hungry serpent-shark. âNow, Jane. Tell Frederick about the ball at Hardhaven Court last season. That gown you wore was the envy of the other ladies.â She glanced at Freddie. âI chose the silk myself. I have impeccable taste. In fact, Jane reminds me of myself at that age. They called me the Crystal Rose of Tharsis, you know. Every young gentleman admired me.â She sighed. âI was to travel to all the great cities of Earth and Mars. I would have set fashions and presided over the most elegant of salons.â She sighed again.
I met Oliviaâs glance. We all knew how the story ended. Mamaâs father had gambled away everything. Mama had been left with nothing, and her admirers had slipped away as quickly as mist over the desert.
I cleared my throat. For the first time since the meal had begun, there was a break in the conversation, and Freddie couldnât escape my question.
âFreddieââ I started, but too late.
Mamaâs eyes flashed. âAnd as for you, Edward!â
âMe?â What had I done?
âWhy didnât you invite your friends to stay for the summer? When Frederick was a boy, he frequently visited families of higher social standing. I remember Arabella boasting about it.â She sniffed. âWhy canât you be more like your cousin? How can you expect Parthenia to marry well if you donât bring your friends home to meet her?â
That wasnât fair! Iâd been invited to stay with Viscount Harrison. Mama would have swooned if sheâd known. And Iâd wanted to! Iâd come back because this family would fall to pieces without me.
Across the table, Putty choked on a spoonful of fire-beans. âIâm nine years old,â she spluttered. âAnd Iâm not going to marry anyone!â
Mama ignored her. âShe can hardly be expected to attract a husband by herself, running around like a street urchin. Attend, Edward! Frederick is the perfect image of a young gentleman. You would never catch your cousin having a career orââshe shudderedââdoing anything useful .â
âGood Lord, no!â Freddie said.
With a sigh, I turned back to my dinner.
âNow,â Mama said, âwe will have no more talk of dragon paths, dragon tombs, or Hugoâs wretched inventions at this table. We shall confine our discussion to the weather, fashion, and the social calendar.â
I slumped down. That was that. There was no way I could ask Freddie again at dinner. But when the meal was over, the ladies would retire, and Mama would expect Papa, Freddie, and me to remain. I would get another chance, and Freddie would have nowhere to run.
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3
The Perils of Stickleberry Juice
Finally, Mama stood, and my sisters followed her out of the room. Papa wiped his forehead with a napkin and looked awkwardly around.
âWell,â he said, to no one in particular, and