system, burnt down towns and villages and made the Highlands a wasteland. Oh aye it was a bad, bad time all rightâand so tâwas for the next hundred years anâ more. Too many people trying to live on tiny bits of poor landâall outcasts of the great lairdic feastsâthen all those terrible faminesâthe potato faminesâthe collapse oâ the island kelp industryâthey burnt seaweed yâknow to produce alkali in Napoleonâs time. Valuable stuff then. And all these great âclearancesâ in the 1800s when the big feudal-system lairds got together anâ kicked sâmany people off the landâburnt their cottages down, even smashed their precious quernstones they used for grinding their grainâand bundled them off to Canada and Australia and suchlike placesâand moved the sheep in. Now I think there are only ten islandsâmaybe lessâwith any people at all. Croftinâs a hard life. Always has beenâbut now itâs dyinâ.â
I thanked Hector for his succinctâif depressingâsummary of Scottish history and ordered drinks for both of us.
âWellâcheers tâ you for that,â he said, and began again. âBut you know, in spite of it all, life goes on. Yâremember that old sayinâ: âThe happiest people are those with the fewest needs. âAnâ for a long while there it was best tâkeep yâneeds simple! But things are changinââweâve even got oil up here nowâlots of that lovely North Sea stuffâand our own parliament too. Some think itâs not powerful enough, though. Our famous Scottish comedianâBilly Connollyâcalls it âa wee pretendy parliamentâ! But the poor islands havâna done so well. Sometimes you wonder how much bad luck thâ can take. Aâ mean look at what happened jusârecentââspecially that Chernobyl thingâyâknow the nuclear power station mess in Russia. They had to destroy the sheep on Harris âcause of fallout. And that BCCI bank that went bust and took all theWestern Isles money with itâtwenty odd million pounds. Every penny they had. And then the herringâthatâs pretty much finished with all those Spanish anâ Japanese anâ English trawlers overfishinââanâ the salmon farms, theyâre having problems with fallinâ prices anâ, would yâbelieveâeven the tweed itselfâthe great cloth of Harris and Lewisâthat seems tâbe dying out now tooâ¦â
A frisky three-hour ferry ride from Ullapool brought meâa little shaken by the turbulent journey and Hectorâs dour revelationsâto Stornoway, capital of the 130-mile-long Outer Hebrides chain. This small town of 8,600 people is the hub of activity on the main island of Lewis, and the epitome of all the best and worst of island life. Fine churches, big Victorian houses, lively industries, new hotels, even a mock castle and a colorful fishing fleet mingle with bars, pool rooms, fish and chip shops, and, according to one local church newspaper, âpalaces of illicit pleasures whose value to the community is highly questionableââreferring to the townâs two rather modest discos.
Stornoway was obviously a place deserving leisurely investigation, but my mind was set first on island exploration as I drove off across the bleak, hairy humpiness of the moors and peat bogs looking for the tweed makers in the heart of Harris. Thenâon a whimâI paused for a while to climb Clisham, and thatâs how I got stuck in the storm.
But as the weather cleared, I came down slowly from the wind-blasted tops and could see, far below, the thin crofting strips on the fertile machair land, fringing the coastal cliffs.
They say the milk of cows grazed on the machair in the spring and summer is scented by the abundance of its wildflowersâprimroses, sea spurrey, campion,