the doorway to see if, as I suspected, he was smiling. He was.
âTheyâre all personalized,â he said, waving his hand toward the gobbling creatures in the room.
âWhat, the cats and dogs?â I was confused.
âNo, their dishes. They each have two. One for food and one for water.â He leaned down and picked up a bowl to show me. On the side of it the word âInkyâ appeared between black paw prints.
âDonât worry about trying to make them eat from their own dishes, though.â His smile was growing. âI just let them go to the nearest bowl.â
I frowned. His amusement was not contagious.
âWait till you see downstairs.â He was actually laughing by this time. âThe catsâ litter boxes are personalized too. And the skunkâs. And I might as well tell you right now that hers has to be in the same place all the time. Skunks pick out a favourite place to âgoâ and thatâs that. Hard to believe, huh?â
He was wrong. Iâd have believed just about anything right then. But for Mom, the mention of six litter boxes was too much. A gasp, followed by a short, strangled cry came out of her. It seemed to restore her, though, because she got up then and joined us.
âThis is a pantry,â she said indignantly. âOr, at least, it was
meant
to be one.â
David shrugged. âYou can move their dishes somewhere else if you want, I guess. I donât think theyâre particular about where they eat.â
Mom stared at him blankly, but a sudden highpitched cry of â
Knock it off!
â from down the hallway startled her back to awareness.
âThatâs Stoolie,â David explained. âHeâs
always
telling someone to knock it off â and saying other bossy things. Anyway, did you want to have a look through the house now? I have to get back home to watch my kid brother when my dad goes to work.â
We did a quick tour, trying to push aside the thoughtthat our inheritance included this unbelievable menagerie of pets.
Stoolie told us to knock it off again as we passed him. He also commanded us to feed the pretty bird, though his dish was brimming.
I have to say that the house was beautiful. There were two rooms off the kitchen, the pantry weâd already seen, and what David referred to as the back kitchen. Who ever heard of a house having two kitchens?
Most of the floors were hardwood and a lot of the furniture was fancy-looking wood stuff too. A fireplace stood in what David called the sitting room downstairs. Iâd never heard the names he used for some of the rooms before, being used to a kitchen, living room, bedrooms, and a bathroom, though of course Iâd heard of dining rooms, too. But our house contained rooms that David referred to as a parlour and a den. Upstairs there were four enormous bedrooms and two smaller rooms that David identified as a sewing room and a quiet room. Two of the bedrooms also had fireplaces.
âYou can check out the attic another time,â he told us, gesturing toward a square set into the ceiling of the upstairs hallway. âThis is the entry to it. A ladder comes down when you open it.â
âWhatâs the other building attached at the back of the house?â I asked when weâd gone through the place.
âUsed to be servantsâ quarters,â he said, âbut Sarah used it for storing things. There are two entrances to it, one outside and one from the back kitchen, but both are kept locked. The lawyer will have the keys for those doors.â
Iâd never heard of servantsâ quarters. Mom explained that years ago very rich people had wings built on their homes for the hired help to live in.
âYou seem to have known my great-aunt quite well,â Mom remarked to David.
âI helped her out when she needed something done. She was a nice old lady.â He looked away then and I could see that he felt sad about her