heroâs call,
  That told imperial Charlemagne,
  How Paynim sons of swarthy Spain
  Had wrought his championâs fall.â
âFontarabian echoes!â
continued my father, interrupting himself; âthe Fontarabian Fair would have been more to the purpose.â
Paynim?
âWhatâs Paynim?âCould you not sayPagan as well, and write English, at least, if you must needs write nonsense?â
â âSad over earth and ocean sounding,
And Englandâs distant cliffs astounding,
Such are the notes should say
How Britainâs hope, and Franceâs fear,
Victor of Cressy and Poitier,
In Bourdeaux dying lay.â
âPoitiers, by the way, is always spelt with an
s,
and I know no reason why orthography should give place to rhyme.â
â âRaise my faint head, my squires,â he said,
âAnd let the casement be displayed,
That I may see once more
 The splendour of the setting sun
 Gleam on thy mirrorâd wave, Garonne,
And Blayeâs empurpled shore.â
âGaronne
and
sun
is a bad rhyme. Why, Frank, you do not even understand the beggarly trade you have chosen.
ââLike me, he sinks to Gloryâs sleep,
His fall the dews of evening steep,
As if in sorrow shed.
So soft shall fall the trickling tear,
When Englandâs maids and matrons hear
Of their Black Edward dead.â
ââAnd though my sun of glory set,
Nor France, nor England shall forget
The terror of my name;
And oft shall Britainâs heroes rise,
New planets in these southern skies,
Through clouds of blood and flame.â
A cloud of flame is something newâGood-morrow, my masters all, and a merry Christmas to you!âWhy, the bellman writes better lines.â He then tossed the paper from himwith an air of superlative contempt, and concluded,â âUpon my credit, Frank, you are a greater blockhead than I took you for.â
What could I say, my dear Tresham?âThere I stood, swelling with indignant mortification, while my father regarded me with a calm but stern look of scorn and pity; and poor Owen, with uplifted hands and eyes, looked as striking a picture of horror as if he had just read his patronâs name in the Gazette. At length I took courage to speak, endeavouring that my tone of voice should betray my feelings as little as possible.
âI am quite aware, sir, how ill qualified I am to play the conspicuous part in society you have destined for me; and luckily, I am not ambitious of the wealth I might acquire. Mr. Owen would make a much more effective assistant.â I said this in some malice, for I considered Owen as having deserted my cause a little too soon.
âOwen?â said my fatherââThe boy is mad, actually insane. And, pray, sir, if I may presume to enquire, having coolly turned me over to Mr. Owen, (although I may expect more attention from any one than from my son,) what may your own sage projects be?â
âI should wish, sir,â I replied, summoning up my courage, âto travel for two or three years, should that consist with your pleasure; otherwise, although late, I would willingly spend the same time at Oxford or Cambridge.â
âIn the name of common sense! was the like ever heard? âto put yourself to school among pedants and Jacobites, when you might be pushing your fortune in the world! Why not go to Westminster or Eton at once, man, and take to Lillyâs Grammar and Accidence, and to the birch, too, if you like it?â
âThen sir, if you think my plan of improvement too late, I would willingly return to the Continent.â
âYou have already spent too much time there to little purpose, Mr. Francis.â
âThen I would choose the army, sir, in preference to any other active line of life.â
âChoose the dâ1,â answered my father, hastily, and then checking himselfâ âI profess you make me as great a