ready answer, and wore a smile of hope, when I brought from my apartment, and placed before my father, a commercial-looking volume, rather broader than it was long, having brazen clasps and a binding of rough calf. This looked business-like, and was encouraging to my benevolent well-wisher. But he actually smiled with pleasure as he heard my father run over some part of the contents, muttering his critical remarks as he went on.
âBrandiesâBarils and barricants, also tonneaux.âAt Nantz29âVelles to the barique at Cognac and Rochelle 27âAt Bourdeaux
32âVery right, Frankâ
Duties on tonnage and custom-house, see Saxbyâs Tables
âThatâs not well; you should have transcribed the passage; it fixes the thing in the memoryâ
Reports outward and inwardâCorn debenturesâOver-sea CocketsâLinensâIsinghamâGentishâStock-fishâTitlingâCroplingâLub-fish.
You should have noted that they are all, nevertheless, to be entered as tidings.âHow many inches long is a titling?â
Owen, seeing me at fault, hazarded a whisper, of which I fortunately caught the import.
âEighteen inches, sirâââ
âAnd a lub-fish is twenty-fourâvery right. It is important to remember this, on account of the Portuguese trade.âBut what have we here?â
Bourdeaux founded in the year
â
Castle of the Trompette
â
Palace of Gallienus
âWell, well, thatâs very right too.âThis is a kind of waste-book, Owen, in which all the transactions of the day, emptions, orders, payments, receipts, acceptances, draughts, commissions, and advices, are entered miscellaneously.â
âThat they may be regularly transferred to the day-book and ledger,â answered Owen; âI am glad Mr. Francis is so methodical.â
I perceived myself getting so fast into favour, that I began to fear the consequence would be my fatherâs more obstinate perseverance in his resolution that I must become a merchant; and, as I was determined on the contrary, I began to wish I had not, to use my friend Mr. Owenâs phrase, been so methodical. But I had no reason for apprehension on that score; for a blotted piece of paper dropped out of the book, and, being taken up by my father, he interrupted a hint from Owen, on the propriety of securing loose memoranda with a little paste, by exclaiming, âTo the memory of Edward the Black PrinceâWhatâs all this?âverses!âByHeaven, Frank, you are a greater blockhead than I supposed you!â
My father, you must recollect, as a man of business, looked upon the labour of poets with contempt; and as a religious man, and of the dissenting persuasion, he considered all such pursuits as equally trivial and profane. Before you condemn him, you must recall to remembrance how too many of the poets in the end of the seventeenth century had led their lives and employed their talents. The sect also to which my father belonged, felt, or perhaps affected, a puritanical aversion to the lighter exertions of literature. So that many causes contributed to augment the unpleasant surprise occasioned by the ill-timed discovery of this unfortunate copy of verses. As for poor Owen, could the bob-wig which he then wore have uncurled itself, and stood on end with horror, I am convinced the morningâs labour of the friseur would have been undone, merely by the excess of his astonishment at this enormity. An inroad on the strong-box, or an erasure in the ledger, or a missummation in a fitted account, could hardly have surprised him more disagreebly. My father read the lines sometimes with an affection of not being able to understand the sense,âsometimes in a mouthing tone of mock heroic,âalways with an emphasis of the most bitter irony, most irritating to the nerves of an author.
ââO for the voice of that wild horn,
  On Fontarabian echoes borne,
  The dying